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  1. pip1968

    Have you seen how expensive funerals are nowadays? Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to 'OFF'. That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers: R.I.P. OFF

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      7000 ffs is it a state funeral your having

    2. pip1968

      pip1968

      scot when you die next year it might be more lol

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      bet i f*****g do die next year cause u said that lol

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  2. pip1968
    wasnt he called tommy the duke morrison and tommy gunn in the rocky film
  3. pip1968
    she,ll show her face in 9mths time
  4. pip1968
    watch your lad doesnt use your bald head as a target
  5. pip1968
    it was a pitch fork,id say thats a big cock
  6. pip1968
    seen plenty last night as it was nice and windy
  7. pip1968
    far out dude
  8. pip1968
    a combine thief as iv heard their easy pickings
  9. pip1968

    My Wife said she wanted Chanel No. 5 for her Birthday. She's going to be made up, all I had to do was re-tune the freeview box.

  10. pip1968
    that school has just been on the news
  11. pip1968
    just had a quick hour and the dogs had a few good runs,the pup got 2 and i stopped on the way home on some playing fields and pip got 1 so three in total,the rabbits were squatting everywhere i went and should have had a few more but enjoyed the night all the same
  12. pip1968
    i would have given it back as your freezer must be full
  13. pip1968
    no one told me about a closed season
  14. pip1968
    some of the singers sound like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEm_aI2Vac
  15. pip1968
    wow that girl can sing brought a tear to my eye
  16. pip1968
    great stuff anyone watching
  17. pip1968
    sit on it you,ll be over the moon
  18. pip1968
    every time anyone for the cull starts speaking that women cut them short and never let them finish
  19. pip1968
    its about culling foxs and badgers its only just started so might be worth a watch its on bbc1
  20. pip1968

    "Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said. It took me three hours.

    1. Wxm

      Wxm

      very good :D

       

    2. PIL

      PIL

      Very old lol

    3. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Yeah. That tickled me.

       

  21. pip1968
    forgot about the new toy
  22. pip1968
    When I ask my wife for sex I always feel like an X-Factor contestant. I'm on the verge of tears and repeatedly saying "I really need this"
  23. pip1968
    sounds nice kev ate most sea fish and them mackerel done that way i think its called deviling or rick stein calls it that
  24. pip1968
    that was brilliant to watch and you must have put some time in to get to that standard of tameness
  25. pip1968
    kev did you take the ling home or throw it back iv heard their good eating as their part of the cod family
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