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pip1968

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  1. when i had ferrets years ago mine were mainly used for ratting and we used to get big numbers doing it this way just pop the ferret in and stand back the rats should bolt but expect some cuts on the ferret if one decides to stay
  2. I was shagging this girl when she asked, "Would you mind if my twin joined in?" Smiling, I said, "Of course not." "Great," she replied, then walked to the door and yelled, "Derek, lube up and get in here!"

  3. how much you pay christian nice bird
  4. give it the odd slip with another dog when lamping and dont start your dog working in the day time till its properly on the lamp or it might start working up when out at night
  5. christians reading the history in the chatroom right now lol

  6. i went to west hams ground once
  7. http://allbestbinoculars.com/swarovski-binoculars/
  8. pip1968

    Hard Man

    see his little walk, you see alot of cockneys doing that
  9. I would not know where to start on a phone. TC all you do tc is dial the intended number and when the person picks it up at the other end you can start talking it really is that simple
  10. My wife lost both of her arms in a car crash last week. I haven't been able to eat since the accident. I dont blame my wife though, it must take time to learn how to operate a cooker with your feet.

    1. Nik_B

      Nik_B

      LOL...You need to give Walshie some joke telling lessons :D

    2. walshie

      walshie

      Not necessary Nik. lol

  11. We've recently had a complete slut employed in our office. So being the comedian that I am, I decided to nickname her 'four finger Sue' It caught on and got me a few laughs, but eventually backfired. Apparently I should be more sensitive towards victims of firework accidents and subsequently lost my job.

  12. you talk enough shit in the chat room
  13. the tax payer has to keep this scum what a waist of money
  14. We all got it wrong mate. My fault. I thought the vitic was the guy shagging the other guys wife Wish I could change the title ye nik you made me look a right tit ill never trust one of your posts again
  15. put yourself in the mans shoes who got prison,would you let any man whos f***ing your wife laugh in your face about it i know i wouldnt
  16. the spark went out of christmas years ago for me when i knew what id be getting each year as pressies,,,socks and boxer shorts
  17. it was saying that he was only at the robbery because he new some train drivers R.I.P ronnie
  18. had a look through it the other night joe gave his mate a copy looks a really good read and from what i know the money is going to a good cause
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