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cragman

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  1. I met William at the Broughton show near Skipton a few years ago. He was in the tent near the Terrier ring painting and had some prints for sale on the day. I had that print but sold mine a year or two ago. I think it was called "Confrontation".
  2. There but for the grace of god.....
  3. I phoned earlier to book two tickets for Engelbert Humperdhinck, he's on later this year near to home, god willing, and I was told that they'd be a "booking fee" on top of the ticket price. What's all that about? I told them to stick it up their arse, I ain't paying 50p extra for no one. What a rip off.
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    Chav Cammo

    All you do on here is feckin' moan! I bet you're all aged between 16 and 60, miserable cnuts. Enjoy yourself lads.
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    Bogies.

    I feckin' hate people with the disgusting habit of wiping their bogies on the shithouse wall. What's all that about? There I was this morning, trying to do the crossword in trap two...I glanced to reach for some toilet roll, and what caught my eye, literally? The hairiest bogie I've seen plus a multitude of others in various shades of green and brown and not from the same nose. FFS there's bog roll available, USE IT. :sick:
  6. Get's on my tits when you're cruising along at 7.30am doing 70mph on the motorway to get to a hunt meet when who pops up in the middle feckin' lane? Yep, an old fella or a young girl, shaking like a shitting dog, hands clasped tight round the steering wheel of their Micra, doing 40mph!! What's all that about? They're oblivious to all around them. A young girl once told me her father had told her to drive in the middle lane, as it's safer.
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    Eyebrows

    ffs you keep describing me to a t.. i am a fat git in a football shirt with 4 inch long mono brow.. i dont eat picalilli but got a bitt of cheese smithie Classic! Have you got an ear ring in fella? :kiss:
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    Eyebrows

    Drives me round the feckin' bend....older men who let their eye brows grow and grow. My mate in work, his are about 4" long! He sits there eating his cheese and piccalilli butties, then preens his brows with spit. The feckin' smelly, lazy tw*t! Does my head in, so it does.
  9. I've just become more observant as I wait for the wife shopping, while admiring my new ear rings in a reflecting window in my new footy top!
  10. What makes me piss my pants is when I see chavs with their hands down the front of their tracky bottoms...What's going on there then? Is it some kind of pocket?
  11. I find it hilarious watching those older fat feckers with their football shirts pulled tight over their gut waddling around the town! Who are they kidding? It should be banned. Why don't their partners tell them how ridiculous they look?
  12. The media will go to any length to get a so called scoop, and in the meantime, we the public, put up with shite jounalism. Who gives a flying f*ck who's shagging who in the sports world, or what the royals are doing, how much feckin' salt we should be having with our meals, and today in the Mail, page 3..."Does your Dishwasher drive you crazy?". What's all that about? Fact is, there's no news worth telling daily so they make it up! They should knock out weeklys, say every saturday and this country would be a lot better for it. Some people have too much power.
  13. Brilliant, that's one for the pub quiz.
  14. Just seen a programme on telly and a guy being interviewed had an ear ring in each ear. He was middle aged...about 40 odd years old. I thought he looked a bit of a knut! Two great bling diamonds in his ears. Surely they've had their day on fellas. Ear rings for wusses or pusses? :kiss:
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    My Home .

    Sorry Lanesra and nothing personal, but I give that about a minute...Feckin' depressing. They'd have been better singing "Grease" or something like that. I hope the celebrations went well though, nice place.
  16. Sound advice there lads. Yep, leave a rabbit out with it's belly split open, that'll bring them in. Shoot one and another two will come to it's funeral. If you can get up above them, ie, shooting down at them from a barn or other farm building, that'll be safer with a rimmy. Also a larsen baited will catch them. A ladder trap? A large multi catch trap with a ladder structure across it's centre at the top. A keeper friend has one on the moor mainly for crows. The birds can drop into them but can't get back out due to the structure. Very handy.
  17. Touch wood I've never had anything jam yet, but in case I do when I'm out in the field, I carry a Rapid Rod with me. Breaks down like a tent pole/rod does, but instead of elastic inside the parts, the Rapid Rod has a fine wire. Slot together, twist to tighten and you're ready. Excellent bit of kit for emergencies. My lad sent me a couple over from Canada.
  18. I keep both in a clear, plastic wallet and take them with me when I go out.
  19. Those shoes were called Pathfinders or Wayfinders and had a compass in the heel.
  20. Party Sevens, Tank tops, discos, brogues, and a cracking clothes shop near Gorton Cross St, Manchester called ROXY. Zoo-B-Doo disco, Belle Vue. Now them boys could dance. Wigan Casino, indian ink and self inflicted tattoos. Football scarfs tied round the wrist. Judge Dread, Tamla, Glam Rock, girls skipping on the road. From "Ziggy"
  21. Been watching a pair near me feeding their young...the noise gives them away.
  22. That is a deal. Spotted some guys around the foot of the Mourns last year when we were over with Lurchers. I nearly stopped the car and asked if I could walk out with them. I love the place.
  23. I got an open ticket for my Hornet because the FEO realised that I needed to control foxes on smaller patches of land that were not passed for anything bigger than a .22 rimfire. I explained this to her and she agreed I needed something for the charlies. I also get to use my rifles through my job every now and then, so the Hornet comes in useful there too. I've a closed ticket for my .223 to use on specified land, when I decide to get one.
  24. Downpatrick fella and they rent out a cottage. We go over in the autumn and stay around the Strangford area. Spent a lot of my childhood around there, happy days indeed.
  25. They're "going home" as they say, visiting family, to be sure. The troubles won't bother them. The visit's a yearly thing and they ain't getting any younger! Thanks for the responses fellas...I was right, there's some reet clever c**ts on here.
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