cragman
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Everything posted by cragman
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Always carry a tick remover fellas, not just for yourselves but your mutts too.
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I was stood at the urinal having a piss when I looked down to see a dwarf standing next to me, winking. I looked away, then looked back at him and he winked again. I said, "Are you winking at me you queer short arsed fecker?" He repied,"No, you twat, you're splashing me".
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Seen that before and it still makes me laugh...."It's a japs eye"..."Arthur Daly", hilarious.
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Stick it on "E Bay for the short-sighted", it'll go like f**k.
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I don't bother these days, been there, done that . When my lads home we'll walk to the local, which is like going back in time...no music, no telly, seventies decor and OAPs playing bones, it's wonderful. No trouble and friendly, polite people with some intelligence. I more or less stopped when it got to a quid a pint.
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Someone must be dropping the feckers, so keep shooting them.
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Utter shite telly. I watched it as I was curious...never again. Though the bunny huggers will have had their minds made up for them. Tossers
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As the title says....I've read it and can recommend it, excellent with cracking photos. Due out mid August. Titled "away, my lads, away" by Jill Mason. PM for details.
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.....I've also got another print hung on the wall at the moment called "Conflict", showing a Terrier and a fox fighting in the open. Very nice.
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I met William at the Broughton show near Skipton a few years ago. He was in the tent near the Terrier ring painting and had some prints for sale on the day. I had that print but sold mine a year or two ago. I think it was called "Confrontation".
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There but for the grace of god.....
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I phoned earlier to book two tickets for Engelbert Humperdhinck, he's on later this year near to home, god willing, and I was told that they'd be a "booking fee" on top of the ticket price. What's all that about? I told them to stick it up their arse, I ain't paying 50p extra for no one. What a rip off.
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All you do on here is feckin' moan! I bet you're all aged between 16 and 60, miserable cnuts. Enjoy yourself lads.
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I feckin' hate people with the disgusting habit of wiping their bogies on the shithouse wall. What's all that about? There I was this morning, trying to do the crossword in trap two...I glanced to reach for some toilet roll, and what caught my eye, literally? The hairiest bogie I've seen plus a multitude of others in various shades of green and brown and not from the same nose. FFS there's bog roll available, USE IT. :sick:
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Get's on my tits when you're cruising along at 7.30am doing 70mph on the motorway to get to a hunt meet when who pops up in the middle feckin' lane? Yep, an old fella or a young girl, shaking like a shitting dog, hands clasped tight round the steering wheel of their Micra, doing 40mph!! What's all that about? They're oblivious to all around them. A young girl once told me her father had told her to drive in the middle lane, as it's safer.
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ffs you keep describing me to a t.. i am a fat git in a football shirt with 4 inch long mono brow.. i dont eat picalilli but got a bitt of cheese smithie Classic! Have you got an ear ring in fella? :kiss:
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Drives me round the feckin' bend....older men who let their eye brows grow and grow. My mate in work, his are about 4" long! He sits there eating his cheese and piccalilli butties, then preens his brows with spit. The feckin' smelly, lazy tw*t! Does my head in, so it does.
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I've just become more observant as I wait for the wife shopping, while admiring my new ear rings in a reflecting window in my new footy top!
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What makes me piss my pants is when I see chavs with their hands down the front of their tracky bottoms...What's going on there then? Is it some kind of pocket?
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I find it hilarious watching those older fat feckers with their football shirts pulled tight over their gut waddling around the town! Who are they kidding? It should be banned. Why don't their partners tell them how ridiculous they look?
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The media will go to any length to get a so called scoop, and in the meantime, we the public, put up with shite jounalism. Who gives a flying f*ck who's shagging who in the sports world, or what the royals are doing, how much feckin' salt we should be having with our meals, and today in the Mail, page 3..."Does your Dishwasher drive you crazy?". What's all that about? Fact is, there's no news worth telling daily so they make it up! They should knock out weeklys, say every saturday and this country would be a lot better for it. Some people have too much power.
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Brilliant, that's one for the pub quiz.
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Just seen a programme on telly and a guy being interviewed had an ear ring in each ear. He was middle aged...about 40 odd years old. I thought he looked a bit of a knut! Two great bling diamonds in his ears. Surely they've had their day on fellas. Ear rings for wusses or pusses? :kiss:
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Sorry Lanesra and nothing personal, but I give that about a minute...Feckin' depressing. They'd have been better singing "Grease" or something like that. I hope the celebrations went well though, nice place.
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Sound advice there lads. Yep, leave a rabbit out with it's belly split open, that'll bring them in. Shoot one and another two will come to it's funeral. If you can get up above them, ie, shooting down at them from a barn or other farm building, that'll be safer with a rimmy. Also a larsen baited will catch them. A ladder trap? A large multi catch trap with a ladder structure across it's centre at the top. A keeper friend has one on the moor mainly for crows. The birds can drop into them but can't get back out due to the structure. Very handy.
