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iworkwhippets

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  1. ive had one of them, im ok now though, im on a yellow day release card, it runs out shortly
  2. ewwwww, no thanks, just the thought has put me off my bengers
  3. oh i say sir, bell end, thats a tad crude, hows about , scrote sack
  4. ive known fer some considerable time theres on;y me wi brains on here,, ONLINE SHOPPING , ya dozy twonks
  5. many a true word spoken in jest, i bet im the only member as doesnt make derogatory marks, no brains some folks this world could do we a few more folks like me, eh innit ta ta fer now , whos that knocking at my door
  6. i mean, suppose im innocently walking home, wi 6 penneth o chips, and a portion of sloppits, and get copt in a ruck, they cant put me away fer that
  7. i thought the jails were already full, i saw a post from charts yesterday his friends were on there way home or summat and they were caught up in a ruck, innocent yes what about folks like that, im gerrin titsed off with this lot i am, i gonna have a word we esther ranzem, put me forward fer a prime candidate
  8. Just started,3 men with with new replacement penisis, one with a penis hanging from his arm, I'm just about to make a sausage butty
  9. Sometimes it's cheers, next min it's cheets, I dunno wether I'm coming or going lol
  10. They aren't like you and I, brains up top, there brains are in the todgers lol
  11. We don't want em here, eh, the buggers are already here, it's to late i tells ya, once ensconced out comes there todgers and mount out as moves, more of the buggers
  12. summat else ive just remembered, cos i can put president biden to shame, the DWP have informed me theres another benefit im entitled tp eh bring it on i say
  13. hello again, i cant fault any governments, ive had words with DWP im still to get my £300 cold weather payement , im in cahoots with our very own Dianne abbot , she says not to worry,
  14. i dont want to put the fear of god into you people, but the sooner you get out there and purchase ya prayer mat, the better, orrible times are coming, ive bowt mine from poundland
  15. always enjoy your bird topics, and have mentioned to other members who needed advice on summat, and that goldfinch, a cracker good lad
  16. im going to gregs in a min fer a couple of steak slices, and these foreigners coming in, they are willing to do murder for there beliefs, as been proven, ya cant beat em, us lot are just happy sit behind us nets moaning, that reminds me, i must wah mine later ta ta
  17. Now look ya here mentlegen, like most of you, i neither have the time or inclanation to be on this forum crack of dawn till turn midnight 7 days a week talkinf shite, now it either stops , or i shall no other option but to leave this forum and you can beg n pray all you want, but i shall go, lol, to many of you have built ya lives around the hunting life very sad indeed i say, and afore i go, if you have the time to sit on this forum, then i say get out there and stop moaning, ta ta
  18. bangers my old son, any more silly talk like that and i will come round yours and smack ya legs, yobbos mate dole wallahs all out fer the wrong reason, now once again , i have left my full monty to put ya straight, dont let it hppen again, lol
  19. Well chaps, I've not long been back from a day at the seaside, snorted some fresh sea air, followed by a good dip in the briny, Well what makes us British, I ll tell thee what most British excell at, and that's claiming this benefit, that benefit, dole wallahs, sick note Brits,no wonder all these foreigners are flooding our shores, , it's to do the jobs, dole wallahs won't do , innit eh
  20. Born in London, doesn't make him.british though, not in my eyes
  21. Didn't he deal in rubber dolls, I bet he's worn out blowing the buggers up
  22. me me me, a typical english gent, born n bred here, and its a must that you have owned a whippet at some point, coloured folks born here or not, Not british in my book, itv news in the morning, ranvir singh, bbc Naga munchetty, no thank you kwasi karteng, fancy goint to bed we a name like that, im looking through my living room window at the moment, theres this black lady at the bus stop, how on earth she gets her heaving bum cheeks on the bus god knows
  23. bloody disgusting to a straight and normal chap like me all this debauchery, some folks just arent wirred up right, im just glad that at my age , i have honourable and decent thoughts, by the way, has anyone watched judge rinder and ryan clarks grand tour of italy. i have it on tape, im about to view it now
  24. Quite right my son, plenty hot air on the forum shortly
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