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iworkwhippets

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  1. eh, nowt wrong wi my waterworks, i piss like a goodun, and, ive only got the one bollock which i can shufty from side to side ,,, eh dip thi bread
  2. what am i downing right now eh chaps,, malt n cod live oil butties
  3. red sauce, brown sauce, branston pickle. who cares, get stuck in i say, born 1944 ration book time, i ate owt put in front of me, n still do. spud more than a pig thats me
  4. £. 4 13 pence here at the co op eh, I'm on it now thick slices on thick bread , larraped wi brown sauce
  5. do you honestly believe for 1 minute, these people give a monkies about security tabs,
  6. Hello chaps, n chaplets, now look i can foresee the day when Dianne abbot gets prime ministers job, then when she makes a balls of things, in comes Kemi badenoch, wi kwasi kwarteng , labour in labour out, cons in cons out eh, what a fekin shambles
  7. i have family in oz, im more than welcome, but im clocking 81 long journey fer me , but i shouldnt even be thinking along those lines, this is my country
  8. shamefull innit eh, millions died for us to end up like this, but like that gangleader you mentioned, he says this is England, in other words an easy touch, so you cant blame whoever wants to come to our shores , some genuine folks who will i suppose try and contribute to britain, then theres the filth amongst em. if the boatloads were stopped now, its to late, and you have to accept that, cos its a fact, they are here yes , now i must get off my prayer mat, ive got things to do
  9. are u of this planet, get rid of em how, by sitting on a dog forum. to late, they will get rid of us first
  10. Yeh I watched that last night, thieving filth, I'm due netto in the morning do.my shopping, I'm down on Werther's fixadent, and other bits n bobs, why should I pay for my goodies when ya can just fill ya bags and walk out without even being approached, so In the morning, I'm going to give it a go, eh ta ta fer now chaps,
  11. You should Coco, I was in Indiana a few years back, they make cups of tea from there hot water taps FFS, and your coppers are rude
  12. thats why i put it up, tv licence bloke supposed to be calling on me yet again this coming friday, so ive left him the photo on my front door, eh, the lucky beggar
  13. just show em this, you be reet
  14. eh, eh, chidren in burgers, [BANNED TEXT] on gods earth are u lot bungin up ya hooters ffs, some of these topics have made me that ill, ive tried booking in we a psychiatrist, but they tell me im to far gone
  15. Well would you believe it eh, crack of dawn and you've nowt else better to do than moan about fekin Wendy, no wonder this country is fecked as u all keep saying day after day week after week month after month, well as fer me, two frying pans on the go in a min whilst watching the news wi Theo chikomba, then catch up on last night's the jungle wi oti mobuse , so I will leave u to moan till crack of midnight and beyond, not fer me though, u won't catch me moaning
  16. Eh, nowt wrong wi Wendy I had, it's a while back though , can't recall her last name fer life of me ,
  17. I say old chap, which ear is it
  18. That's cos ya gawping at her tits , picture on the right, bigger gap between her arm, and end of pic, eh, I'm not daft
  19. what a superb photo matey, well worth me logging on to see that, brought a smile to my face
  20. beautiful they are matey, and always in spotless conditions, a credit to you
  21. eh, i wouldnt stand fer that daniel, FORGINER
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