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iworkwhippets

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  1. Some bollocks spoke on this forum, no doubt about that, look, i fell asleep.earier on, on my settee whilst watching wheel tappers m shunters, id fallen deep.inside the settee if you get the pic, it took me a matter of seconds to get out, not bad considering I've only got the use of one arm, thromby attack, pull ups a serious effort, how's about this one, try getting up.out of a chair without using ya arms, i dunno whether do missen pie n chips I'm.famished , ta ta folks ,
  2. I'm.watching that now bangers
  3. Oh hey up, it's greyman now is it, yesterday it was damp patch
  4. Eh, don't talk rubbish, i waken up.manu a morning wet.through, and before you say it, no o haven't.evacuated my bladder,
  5. Now then BLADDERS, neh mind science workouts , here's a good workout, get thissen of your arse, tin of mansion polish, and get stuck in, eh, that poor wife of yours must be worn out poor lass, and dump tho rubber dolls
  6. That's it pal, the DWP , are trying to get folks off benefits,and back into work, so there's a job , out on the streets litter picking, or stop there benefits, there's always summat they can do, fair enough, there are folks out there genuinely need benefits, but when these foreigners get.on the internet, and see the state of owd blighty, full of shite, eh, it makes em feel at home, i remember the time way back when i was out in the fields wi mi dogs, deep into the countryside , i came across a full bathroom suite , complete we a turd, eh, I'm off now doing breakfast now ta ta
  7. Same here pal, i couldn't give a monkies if i kicked the bucket this very minute, i was on the A12 yesterday, fcuk me the trash was nowt short of disgusting, this country is deffo on a downer foreigners or not, you lot come oh here moaning about this moaning about that, and that's as far it goes, your gripes stay within the hunting life , i had the chance of flying out to Oz on the 1st of may, but i myself have had bad news, so.here i stay, no worries, like the old lady, I'm reaching the end of my time, o have good memories of Britain when it was GREAT. You have to.face facts, nowt remains t
  8. To late, much to late,
  9. Great Britain, eh that's what i like , a comedian.
  10. It's hard work talking to you lot on here, i might as well be addressing ray Whittaker , but how many times have i got to repeat missen, vote fer who, eh, what we have now, will only get worse , hey up, two more boatloads of the buggers just docked
  11. That's pewit alright, the dirty little scrote
  12. Bangers lad , you need to step into the real.world pal, i live amongst em, sat in there underwear on these circulation boosters, fartin n belching , fed cold milky teeth through a straw , it's not fer me is that, i will carry on.wiping.my own jacksy thanks very much , hello
  13. To right I've said on a previous topic about wrinklies , you reach the age of around 50 , put the buggers down, they are of no use to society what soever , claiming this claiming that, zimmers here wheelchairs all over place, place is riddled we em.here, this tiny island is well overcrowded, make room fer the foreign gentlemen, arriving on our shores daily, Hey up, is that another lot just arriving, as fer me, i dread growing old i do , eh, innit
  14. I'm well aware of what's going on in the world bangers mi owd lad, but it won't effect me, i have in the bank. £1, 265 , out of that, i have rent to pay, poll tax, food clothing, steradent, imodium, vaseline, ibuleve , fixadent, fer my three remaining teeth, laxatives, i could go on, but I'm depressing missen
  15. Hello, no.smegma around my genitals
  16. All our yesterdays, world at warthere's others, i just can't recall them
  17. Will i fcuk load of bollocks
  18. You don't take any notice of greyman , Ray, the man's lived on water to.long, the mould n damp have puddled his brain, i shall refer to him as damp patch from now on , oh yes
  19. Well what a way to address an elderly gentleman,, I've a jolly good mind to retaliate, In fact i will, You nasty beggar ,so there
  20. Hello, you can't go around defocating on other people's beds , it's just not on
  21. Well said raymondo, I've seen a better head of hair on a rats back, Hope your ingrowing toenail isn't giving you any humpy
  22. I feel a song coming on lads. , it goes like this , migrants row the boat ashore Halleluja.
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