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    Just funning with you pal ,
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    Helloooo, it's onion bhajis pal, it's damp patch [BANNED TEXT] the barge
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    I'm fcuked if i knows pal, i ordered a pizza from dominos fer my supper, Hamza delivered it, i got a taxi home from the hospital this morning, your driver is Gupta, eh, o dunno if I'm coming or going I've got a drainage bottle fer my wound, made in china, hey up, there's another boatload of em coming ashore
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    Well that's nowt better proud of is it eh, it's decent honest folks like us jerries, having to pay asking price for our daily bread, no wonder my Werther's are going up.
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    I' get numerous floaters i borrow next doors sink plunger
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    Oh i say down syndrome faced rat, , well.here i am chaps, fresh out of hospital, all went well , complete wi my arm.in a sling, and a drain, how the fcuk..gonna.manage two frying pans in the morning, but i will, Francie, mentioned ya worms remedies fer cancer, to the surgeon, he collapsed in hysterics,, he had to be admitted , eh. , ta ta fer now chaps
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    See what i mean, he's either fast asleep, or at work, and he's still got you lot dangling, but when he comes back, , he has you conversing we him page after page, ya can't wait for him to return, sad really you have to build ya lives around a forum
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    I swear to.god there's only me normal.on.the hunting life, i mean just read sum of my sensible, topics, , respectful.to others , all my spelling is top notch , apostophies in reet place, eh, you won't cop me on here 24 hrs.a day, 8 days a week, talking repetitive shite, you.saddos, now look, I've got an episode of miss Marple to watch, we a mug of Horlicks,and I've gotta be up.early in the morning, I'm.going into Broomfield. Hospital, so Francie my son. i will.av a word wi surgeon over ya worming job, .. .. ta ta fer now, it won't be long afore ya mates back on line,
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    See what i.mean eh chaps, ya can't fool me, he's sorely missed already, he's not even online, well i don't think he is, i haven't looked, and here you are moaning about him, , why i will tell ye why, he keeps the chat section throbbing we his topics, page after page he keeps going, he will.be back.agaim soon, don't worry, until then, get yassens outside into the fresh air. ....
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    Boring n tedious, he's that boring n tedious, ya still posting about him, and in all honesty, the lot of you can't wait for him to appear again,he's got the lot of you dangling,
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    Nice one pal, . I know when i see ya name, i will get another good clip, thanks fer sharing, and bringing back some happy memories for me, keep em coming
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    Hey up, I'm due to be admitted into Broomfield hospital this Friday, overnight stay, loaded wi staff, stop moaning bangers about things you know fcuk all about
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    My frying pan full of lard , wi four pork bangers sizzling away, eh,
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    Can't blame em.for coming here, they no what to expect, from lands of violence, to a land of milk n honey to them, foreigners have been coming over here fer yonks, some of em will do any job, jobs brits won't , do, fruit picking, bus drivers n conductors, railways full of foreigners , send em all back some of you say, rubbish i say, blighty would come to a standstill, doctors when you manage to see one, foreign, there surgeries foreign nurses, book a taxi, Muhammed arrives, find yourself in hospital, god help you, all nations i didn't know if i was coming or going, i will put the Tele on in
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    I that rylan, i always cross mi legs when he comes on
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    Yes so we all keep saying mate ,week after week , month after month , n page after page, there isn't anybody out there gives a donk Daniel about you or i, nothing n. No one remain the same, blighty is on a downward spiral, it's as simple as that, moan n groan all ya want , we've been infiltrated by overseas gentlemen, get out there and enjoy life best ya can FFS
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    Now look chaps, i really must protest,at some of your downright , i will get a topic going at any price, when i wake up.in the mornings, i put the TV on fer company, what do i get, Mr chikomba, put another station on, i get Mrs munchetty , so i come on here , what do i get,, who's face would you like to smack, eh, then we have big cats,it's ever likely I'm.losing it reading some of your topics,but best yet, francies topic, worms, fcuk me eh, right I've had my day, I'm.off down the vets fer some wormers, then call in churchyard have a chat we Albert, he's bin dead 20 years
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    Oh i lets contain the oil spill, we don't want that washing up on our shores, bugger the folks on board
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    Now then damp patch, it doesn't look like stool sample , is going to apologise, for his awful remarks, pigs spunk n so forth, so i apologise on his behalf, all this name calling, and abuse, no.need for it , ya shower of cacky
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    Pigs spunk, oh deary deary me, will you please choose your words wisely , I'm nearly throwing up here
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    Now come on Mell, ya can't fool an old fool, what you are trying to say is, you like many more on here , want a pic of my arris, perverts i say
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    Corpse even
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    Now come on Daniel, i look upon you with more sense than most on here, pics please of course
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    I will say this fer the last time, there are no big cats out there in the wilds , I've just told you, afore some of you silly billies were born i was in the fields doing it, now tell me fcuk off and i will
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    Now then chaps, n chaplets, there's nobody on here covered what was once England's green n pleasant lad, up hill n.down dale wi mi ferrets n dog by my side, on mi hands n.knees at times in pursuit of quarry, no signs of big cats anywhere , now stop.talking silly buggers, talking of hands n.knees, I've just had a tumble, i can't get up ,eh
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