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iworkwhippets

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  1. They saw you coming our clegworthy charging you,£700, for that kind of money, you can get thissen a 1965 morris minor wi 4 brand new tires, eh, we a decent sized little boot, fit an efoldi in, no need to thank me, I.like helping folks out
  2. Eh, there's more tread on stool samples rubber dolls
  3. Don't.flatter thissen, it's chaps like me folks get hard on, he's seen that fantastic pic of me, Lindy hopping round my garden , eh wots thow say
  4. I've been given a new lease of life pal, thank you
  5. I used to enjoy top gear when clarkson may n Hammond did it, I'm a reliant robin type of person missen
  6. Cracking time of the year is this, everything is coming to life, including missen, I really do appreciate, nature, it's a beautiful day here today, I've got bees, wasps, and butterflies swarming around my newly planteds, blue tits nesting just outside my lounge door, I've nearly got my health back , well i.manage, simple pleasures in life and gratefull that's me
  7. My exact thoughts pesky, the thing is though, and I've quoted this before, several.members or should I say saddos, have built there lives around thl, lovely sunny morning wall to wall. blue skies here also, I'm.off out, ta ta
  8. Hey up.dildo , I was going to suggest asking ya next.door neighbour, but you.dont want another good hiding eh
  9. Nope , it won't fcuk the forum, entirely the opposite, it's topics, or should I says, shite like this that keep the hunting life ticking over, innit, right I'm going down to shop fer my popcorn fer tonight,, How's Bolton by the way , I remain your sexual deviant, and rubber doll mounter
  10. Eh, well I must say how very rude of you , you orrible little man, I won't say any more unless I'm provoked, , eh, so, until then, if you've out else say about me. Go f**k mop
  11. And that's why I've nicknamed him STOOL SAMPLE ,. And he's from.lancashire, they're all.a bit tapped from.there
  12. Francie lad, I've just had a game of rummikub we a couple of lads in the lounge, now look one of em was completely bald, I happened to mention castor oil, and like me he said castor oil is fer ya bowels, eh, he said ya might as well stick your bonce in a chip pan full of Trex , now stop it Francie , I can't take much more ,
  13. I will dodger, and thank you, it's nice to know there's still decent gentlemen on here
  14. Now then chaps, m chaplets, I've not long bin back from Colchester, absolutely sweltering , I passed this spa on way back, and I've booked missen in fer next.week for a thorough rub down n seeing to, , i.never thowt I'd see light of day again a while back, so I'm treating missen eh
  15. Lol, I've just had a thought Francie, your going to end up we a right hairy arsehole, eh, I'm. CRACKIN up.here
  16. Eh, come again Francie, now look pal, drontal fer cancer, and now castor oil fer ya bonce,. Castor oil is fer bowel movements pal, eh , I give up trying to educate folks on here I do, stop googlin
  17. Never a truer word spoken, I quoted exactly that in a topic yonks ago, thats why the governments are welcoming them, we have become a nation of stay in ya pit, you will get a nice fat giro end of week, eh. Sit behind ya nets and watch owd blighty go to pot, millions fallen, in two world wars, eh, then we have the audacity to throw street parties, for the fallen,
  18. Eh, they've already got there names down, and they aren't even here yet , hey up, two more boatloads have just arrived in Scunthorpe
  19. I dated a few different ladies back in the late 1960s, I remember one particular coloured wench I picked up at a dance club, I will never forget it, when shed done with me, I nearly had to be hospitalised
  20. Blue skies smiling at me, nothing but blue skies do I see
  21. Hellooooo, look it's just turned 6 o'clock and your on about effin rugs, arent you supposed to be at work, this is yet another reason why this country has gone t pot, folks at work on there mobiles, and weed up there hooters , I'm going to stop logging on to this forum I am,
  22. Eh, well I really wanted to know that, , a plate of chicken dippers going spare here
  23. Now then sir, trying to be something your not. , that is my pet hate, now I don't like to mock the afflicted , but that is why I've named him stool sample, he spouts shit, hence stool sample, eh, yes
  24. Just testing ya spastic, lol
  25. Now then folks, the reason stool sample edited his previous post is this , he said COME OVER, instead of COMBE OVER, , eh I dunno miss nowt, he can't help being thick , no flies on this lad
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