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  1. Eh, I don't believe I'm reading this, it's crack of dawn Sunday morning and you once loved Prince harry, seek help pacey pacey, the only person I love is missen, now that is 100, per cent
  2. Eh, Keith Richards , who the fcuk mentioned him, RINGO STARR, read my.posts properly, and lay off the drugs
  3. Eh ,20k, that's got to be drug money, I'm.that hard up being a pensioner, the bank pays me fer depositing 85 pence per.week out my meagre pension
  4. Hey up stools, now then, I've been in touch with the lady, she would jump at the chance of my offer, she asked if I knew anyone we a boat,, and that's where I come bloody well unstuck, I told her about weed brained damp.patch, about how he runs aground , f**k that off she says, I've come through hell, I don't want drowning, eh., and put phone down on me, , eh
  5. Born third of may 1944, I'm.still standing.here today, eh Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear keefy, happy birthday to me, hello, good eh,
  6. Now then Albert, here's a thought for.you to consider that birdroom.of yours, why not get rid of the buggers, and take in some of the foreign gentlemen arriving daily, eh, av a word with your Elsie, money to be made there for ya, tell me.fcuk.off if ya want, I don't mind one bit,
  7. Begum, oh yes , now look.think of me what you will, it's water off a ducks back to me, but as I'm.an elderly gentleman, i.wouldnt mind a bit of help, , so I've written to the home secretary, allowing her to come live wi me, rent free, bank account free for her to use, oh, and my prayer mat, readily available for her to use if needed, that's when I'm not using it of course , wotya think.chaps Eh.
  8. Talk to em.till.ya blue in the face, they most likely will.listen, but it won't make a bit of difference to most, I've lost a genital, doesn'take me a monster
  9. FFS bangers , page after page you do nowt but f****n moan, all ya doing is moaning amongst yaselves, I'm.clocking 81 , do you hear me moan, , I've a good mind to house a poor migrant, so there
  10. Shame on you I say, talking like that about em.behind there backs,, good enough take you miserable moaning body t seaside when ya were a young in, two faced .... Vintage cash cow
  11. Eh, fcuk that off, it's £20 fer that
  12. Yes cod, it's a beautiful day here , I don't.feel like cooking , so.had a butchers down t chippy, large cod, portion of chips, portion of sloppits, , £18 eh, i nearly passed out at the price, but, IM STILL STANDING
  13. If you completely stopped all migrants entering owd saddened blighty, wouldnt make one iota of a difference, Why, cos we've already WELCOMED them in
  14. And Daniel,it's a fact but true , the government welcome these migrants, because of the critical labour shortage here in the. UK ,
  15. Eh, I've just watched a clip of reform interview, there's one of the members we a cowboy hat on, he must think he's Tex Ritter , lol, yes we're f****d , hey up another boatload arriving to take owd blighty off the map.
  16. Reform let's build a better future for Britain, what a load of utter shite, it's to late for Britain, there's folks arriving daily wil sort owd blighty out
  17. Thing is mitre, by the time I've paid my taxi fare to the pub, I've nowt left, so I can't even get a glass of water, and i.have to walk it back home, Wasn't worth me going out
  18. Hello mitre, I haven't got a wife, and I don't get my pension till Friday nights, £120 , out of that I have numerous bills to pay, so I don't have much left, but when I do go the pub, I take about £2 with me
  19. Hellooooo, IM STILL STANDING,,
  20. Hey up.dodger, cracking pics of you all enjoying yourselves, and the sun shining down on you , good man dodge
  21. It's 3 pages now stools, they will.follow you like lambs to a slaughter, hey up, that includes silly me
  22. Another post to keep the topic going, ya can't fool.me,,, and no , you can't have a pic,
  23. One look at my physique,and it would cack itsen, two pages pewit,, you've got em hooked once again
  24. Now then,this topic is a prime example of what drugs do to use bodies n minds, let me be more specific, , frontal fer, cancer, castor oil fer a thick rug, no offence Francie, and now tackling a gorilla, but best of all, Tomo, he dodged a bullet, eh, come on, have you seen the size of him, barn door springs to mind how can you miss a barn door eh, but that's years of ginsters , Damp.patch , didn't he run aground one night after humongous amounts of weed, then on top of that, lol, cos he has trouble we his water works, ie bladders , he chucks himself into a bed of nettles fer a piss, eh
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