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  1. Been searching for a dog keep me company, jack russel pup pets4homes £800, I will fester along on my own thank you
  2. all gloom n doom innit eh, im just wondering if its worth washing my underwear, therers 1 pair in the washing basket, and the pair im wearing now, are ready to walk off my back
  3. You have all got to keep your chins up folks, just like you told me over my problems, and thanks for that, as for me. ive recovered, but im not the same old keith, up at 4 35 today, I say to myself, what the f**k do I do now, so I went to make a brew, then remembered id no milk, lies back down on the couch with my thoughts, gets back up, and puts the washer on, goes and has a bath, n shave, I ask myself what for, whats the purpose, where am I going today, who can I talk to, I tell you what lads, im just getting ready to go out for lunch, if at any time I contract this virus, then so be it, no
  4. was talking to an owd mate of mine at lunchtime, over my steak pudding . chips n sloppits, he was on about places being shut down cos of this virus, what about massage parlours he asks, oh I dunno mate I says, ive never used em. and at £90 for an hour, feck that off, so ive advised him as friend, to self masterbate, eh, am I a mate or what. oh, and please wash your hands afore you reply
  5. while im here lads, im wondering what to do for lunch, any ideas
  6. 2 regular bowel movements here per day, early in the morning on awakening, last one about 6 ish, always a good rich brown in colour, I dunna bother with bog rolls, newspaper carefully cut to size to suit my anal opening, im happy wi that
  7. Thanks for that matey, sense of humour, that's what I like, made me laugh, summat I don't do much of these days, now heres my humour, I honestly couldn care less if I woke up in the morning rigormortissed to fcuk, and heaving with maggots, and I can smile as I type this, a gallon of 4 star and a box of swan vestas at my side, side, just se fire to me, job done
  8. Well I hope it dunna get me just yet, went morrisons this morning, got stocked up
  9. still got a double tier ferret hutch in my shed, if I remember rightly, Neil b said he would fix me up with some kits, I will keep you updated,
  10. just been back to check the property over, and yes it will do for me, back n front gardens fenced off, crackin view at the back, overlooking farmland, cattle freely roaming about, should I get a dog, just chuck it over the fence to livestock train, they wont let me inside yet till its done up, talking to the neighbours, they say get in there and good luck, cant wait to move, never this place again thanks
  11. Just been offered a bungalow its in my village, but away from my address so as I don't see this place anymore, it will be fully modernised , gardens back n front, overlooking farmland the housing association, will take care of my move , and all the support they can offer, there words not mine, thought id post on here, no one else to tell, and maybe I can think about a dog now thanks
  12. wasn't going to reply to this Sid, reason being I seem to be doing nowt but moan n winge, but thing is, on top of my stroke which left me unstable, in January I had a bad fall, I think the post is on here somewhere, anyhow it really set me back, im no spring chicken, so wasn't fit to take up anyones help of a mooch out, but im getting there with the help of a lady from duggy mac, she came yesterday that my help fro her is coming to an end, and quite rightly so, ive got to stand on my own 2 feet, but Ruth passed last September, and now im literally on my own, no one ever comes here, but maybe c
  13. one of my favourite sayings is that, over 50s put em to sleep, well listen up, im 75 do what you will with me im pissed of wi life, lost 2 wives, brother, sister, mum, dad, sat here on my own, no dog, no ferrets, had a bad fall lost a tooth, ive only got 5 left, bit my tongue in the fall, black eye, hurt my back. [BANNED TEXT] a feckin miserable existence eh
  14. crackin pics as always Dave, and good luck with the breeding
  15. How come you've been cooped up matey, hope everything is ok, bin cooped up missen for a while, 26th January, I got up of the couch about 2 am to make a cup of tea next min im on the floor id passed out for some reason, split my forehead open, bitten my tongue and lost a tooth, I had to use superglue to stop the bleeding, now as for hunting and killing, must be an age thing, cos those days are done for me, not that I cant manage to get myself out, theres grey squirrels visit my garden daily, I stand n watch em feed, I enjoy it, I sorely miss a dog, but more so human company, I will stop now im
  16. Doesn't work Micky, should I keep on trying
  17. nowt wrong wi chicken matey, if they dunna want it, bung it over to me I will get the chip pan out
  18. out in the fresh air, and giving your dog and yourself some exercise, nice pic
  19. ive just booked missen in fer a couple of weeks, no one to answer to here, thank you
  20. couldn't give a monkies flange
  21. Well done Trev, pleased for you
  22. Told my lady who passed after being together for nearly 30 years, I wouldn't be long behind her, im still here, sad, scared. lonely. heartbroken, im a coward cant do it, ive let her down
  23. got yourself a cracker there matey, well turned on, pleased for you,
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