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iworkwhippets

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  1. ok matey thanks fer that, dunna put me off my sausage sarnie
  2. how you no, they had no bloomers on
  3. Thats me to a t gavin my son, but as i type this, sylvia from upstairs last night aboot 8 pm knocked on my door brandishing a 10 pound note, asking if i had change , eh wotya make of that
  4. Ive just this min lifted a chicken out the oven fer tomorrows din din, what in tarnation thats gotta do with this porn topic, im buggered if i no, but look. where would i go find a bit of titilation eh, i certatainly canna go fekin germany, i had a belly ful of those buggers back in 2002 in frankfurt , i will leave it with you perverts anyway, i maybe rejoin the topic on the 100th page
  5. eh, send her here , i spend more time at night in the bog emptying my bladder than i do in my pit
  6. Disgusting summat things folk get up to these days, i remember years ago afore i got married, i was back in bolton lancashire, on a night out with three of my mates, they dragged me into this massage parlour, yes dragged.i didnt wanna go in, and the things those three ladies did to me , well letsput it this way,i went home on all fours
  7. Yeh, he shocks me alright, what a horrible jumped up never come down excuse of a man, worlds over populated and theres plebs like him drawing same fresh air as me, eh , zyclon bs the answer
  8. But there is a buy sell n swap section pal
  9. thats a sound pup for you matey, some decent lads on this forum, anyway all the best we it
  10. couldnt give a monkies flange, one min its covid, and now the the threat of war, half of are already brain dead as it is, get on wi life, what will be will be
  11. Miserable owd git some folk turn out like that when they're clockin on, don't let it get u down matey, what's this your smoking in your garden anyways ?
  12. Talking of underpants, have any of u got those bamboo cecks from step one I've got some on order we a deep gusset ? I will let u no how they are when they arrive, that's if you are interested
  13. Ffs ya miserable shower of cacky just listen to yourselves I've got owd Mildred in from flat 12 upstairs she said what u looking at Keith so I showed her she collapsed on all fours laughing I've had to pick her up off the deck eh. There's more life in my local church yard ya miserable gits
  14. Thanks lads for your replies I will show my daughter your answers Thank. You
  15. Thanks ror the reply Jok, i will show my daughter this,
  16. Hey up lads, look i was round my daughters today, and shes thinking of having the chimney breast removed, if its within reach financially , its council property so she would seek permission first, any ideas on the cost, and would she have to have the stack removed as well
  17. that is sad matey, fcuk me although im in a complex, with many people around me, and good people at that, what i wouldnt give to have my dear lady at my side right this min, i shut my front door at the end of the day, and the silence aint golden fer me . but frightening
  18. jesus wept, ive had my eyes opened reading some of the relies on here, am i glad im fekin normal
  19. Eh ya what, i dunna believe that macky lad, he messages her when he wants a brew, does she actually take him one,
  20. could you be more pacific please , scraping cutlery on plates, i always do that to mop up wots left,on plate
  21. could you be more pacific please , scraping cutlery on plates, i always do that to mop up wots left,on plate
  22. It's late but bugger it, I've just put a frey bentos steak n kidney pudding in the oven
  23. lets talk sense now chaps, there looks to be summat similar on the left, perhaps fer wash fer ya rear end, now then, the original pic if u look closer, the middle bit on the tap is pointing towards ya bell end, eh gerron we it dildo
  24. Give her a full drop pants MOONIE
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