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iworkwhippets

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  1. eunice made me sit on top of her wardrobe last night Daniel with a broken guinness bottle
  2. Eh, when was the last time you heard me moaning
  3. dunna tell greenlurchers i still fry my bacon
  4. your not impressing anyone putting that inside ya rops, no goodness whatsoever Dildo my friend, you should have seen what i had going in my frying pan this morning , 2 eggs. not wishy washy ones ? bacon, tomatoes, black pudding, beans, couple of sausages, all cooked in beef dripping, the dripping is still dripping from my chops as i type , keep applying your anusol, let me do breakfast
  5. Makes nice reading does that pal
  6. I enjoyed its company while it lasted, poor bugger had no meat on its bones, at least it had a good chicken meal, jukel123 how much would i get fer it at the chinkies in case it turns up again
  7. All sorted , i found the rightfull owner just down the street from me, its always buggering off, she did ask me if i wanted him, but AS STATED im in sheltered housing not a care home, , but the way some of u talk to me, im gonna end up in a mental home, strictly no pets allowed here, carry on wi the abuse, cos i love it
  8. I was up early this morning, i woke we a bad headache, so i gets up and opened my lounge door, fer some fresh air, i clocked this old black lab wandering about, so i called it and sure enough it came straight to me, i give it some food, and he nearly took my hand off it was that hungry, its asleep now in my living room, trouble is, we arent allowed pets here, its really lifted me , cos i miss a dog, housing manager is due in tomorrow so id best report it before someone else does
  9. Neh mind no TV, all that money in your wallet, and that poor woman's walking round wi nowt on her feet, ? enjoy yourselves matey
  10. ? Isn't there just pmsl times I've collapsed in a pile of my own urine reading some of the bilge on here, eh I'm sure some of you are trying send me round the bend, well it won't work I tells ya, I'm already there . Eh hello ? somebody's knocking at my door sid, is it the TV man. Bollocks
  11. Fekin roll on eh there's some bonny buggers aboard this forum bean phobia. ?. Gerrin touch with kens deputy treat thissen to some chic peas
  12. And it dunna stop there my friend, I've just had the most courteous lady into my home my daughter
  13. I'd be happy with just the fat off those beauties I will pm you my address
  14. Tell you summat else , i honestly can shift my food, as soon as i get out my pit of a morning, the frying pans out, my daughter came down at lunch time we a lamb shank, and all the trimmings, im wonsering whether or not go macdonalds fer a big mac, and i never put weight on, does any of u remember the army game lol ted lune screen name leanord bone, eh, well theres more meat on him, n hes dead 1957 to 1961 it was aired
  15. looks good to me mate, do you lot no, i can eat a hearty meal, then i log onto your dishes, and im ready to eat again, my lady used to say, keith ,you can eat a spud more than a pig
  16. Just joking with you all matey im sure you are aware of that, its a credit to you all these dishes you put up, takes me all my time boil an egg these days, i used to be able turn my hand to most things in the kitchen, i kept me n my lady happy fer years, but its all gone now sin my stroke, but my daughter sees me ok keep the dishes coming lads
  17. lovely those are sir, now look my top posters in this whats cooking topic are, Arry, greenlurchers, and daniel cain, but look, and keep this to yourself, youve just outclassed those buggers with those pies , pasties whatever, 10 outa 10 mate well done you
  18. toilet humour lol, youd best bog off then
  19. lol that bacons never seen a frying pan
  20. What a let down my man, from the decent grub you normally put up, cheap wishy washy eggs from aldi, compare those eggs off our Arry, loverly golden yolks, maran eggs or summat, and your bacon, undercooked dont let this happen again
  21. Good morning chaps, well look, I just can't believe some of the replies, what a miserable existence I have lead eh, the nearest I've ever been to a bit of debauchery is when I dated this blonde wench I began to part her bum cheeks when.all of a sudden she broke wind n nearly blew my hand off
  22. Horlicks man missen, dunno what im gonna do wi missen, ive no tv licence
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