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iworkwhippets

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  1. Both in sight of one another as you say Arry, in a stunning place, Nice one matey
  2. Well ive just logged on cheer missen up, what a load of miserable buggers you are, ya never hear me moaning
  3. Oh is that right my friend,, well look I like to have a coffee n a slice of cake at Costas, wi chocolate topping on my coffee, wi lots of brown sugar stirred clockwise we a happy ? face topping, so I'm. A wanker eh, smash ya face in ?
  4. thats most kind of you Arry, and i sincerely mean that, just the thought of the invite has brought a smile to my face
  5. Good man Arry, just having fun with you , you put some lovely grub up matey,the dishes really are a credit to you, its that green lurchers chap, taking the urine, look [BANNED TEXT] hes put up now sizzling away under the grill, nasty man, your my favourite Arry
  6. lol well i really wanted to know that dido, but beat this, im having a bowl of scotch broth at the moment, and guess wots dangling in the soup,, yes conk hair
  7. Ang on a min, what kind of a man are you, to deny your good lady wife a slice of home made brown bread we a dollop of lurpak, and lashings of strawberry jam, you deserve a damn good refluxing
  8. Just look at that lot sizzling away, have u any idea what a pic like that does to me, im on the verge of collapse here we hunger, look mate, i propositioned Arry yesterday asking if he wanted a lodger, but the ungreat as good as told me fek off, hows about u pal, eh, by the way Arry if y are reading this, those pasties reek of ginsters to me
  9. That dunna bother me, ive more hair coming down my hooter
  10. Worked down mosley commom and sandhole colliery fer years, back in lancashire, big difference between a five year old boy plummeting down an 100 foot well, getting banged up to fek, than going down a pit ,
  11. Awful Dido he must have been petrified, anyhow little man rip now
  12. That little lad trapped down that well in morrocco has died poor little might what a way to die eh
  13. Bloody hell Arry, boy could I just shift that lot, are u sure you don't want me as a lodger I'm no trouble what so ever, and you can even pay me fer the privelidge of staying there, eh can't be any fairer than that, loverly grub matey
  14. yeh i like dominos missen meat fest or summat like that , theres all sorts on the bugger, £ 18 delivered or a tenner pick it yourself, its only round the corner from me so i have it delivered
  15. Nice one matey, glad you enjoyed yourselves, keep em coming
  16. its incest innit, anyroads ive bin shop and got extra popcorn fer tonight
  17. eh, im sat i a pile of piss drinking mt tea reading this shite, looks like its more fekin popcorn tonight
  18. What a load of crap.
  19. Just been reading about these dogs being taken ill up n down the country, they are putting it down to a form of corona virus
  20. Joking apart now lads, you can stick foreign shores wi wenches skirts up ther backsides offering gimmee a rub down, beautiful warm seas carressing my 77 year owd body, golden sands twixt mt thighs, eh bugger that, just give me an owd bukta tent, in the middle of nowhere couple of lurchers, and stinkers id be happy spend my days wi that, well my little outburst is done with, cybils at my front door we a couple of dumplings ta ta fer now chaps
  21. Does thow know lads, ig give owt fer a snifter of a ferret . draws the shirt up ya back
  22. could u enlighten me please, spoilt rotten in what way
  23. played together quite happily for as long as id let em charts, let the pup out in the morning, and she would sit in front of the hutch till i let the stinkers out, romped happily on my garden while i did breakfast
  24. those were the days , happy as pigs in cacky
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