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iworkwhippets

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  1. Eh, weather permitting, five a side football at 11, am fer me, and I've only got the one ball,, get on with it
  2. iworkwhippets

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    Determined my arse, governments are welcoming the boatloads arriving daily, anyone we out up top , doctors, nurses, millionaires, pissing off leaving a sinking ship, some ones gotta fill there shoes eh, same as Oz, they will do the shit jobs ,
  3. Here's a list of things looking up, filth let put of prisons early, to commit more dastardly deals, food banks on the increase, inflation through the roof, no chance of seeing a doctor, pull your own effin teeth out, more boatloads arriving daily, , Yes things are looking up ffs
  4. He said, Say that again, didn't catch what you said,bit mutton,, ha ha ha
  5. Eh, the only pleasure you have, we have on board chaps who wank em selves silly, then we have another, dips his nadger in ice cold water, and now this, Please I urge you to seek immediate help, isn't it a good job you have a decent respectable chap like me on board
  6. You dunna want them.things angin out ya lugholds, get thissen a stirrup pump
  7. Eh, hearing aids, can't see, if this is what lies in front of me as i.grow old,,Please lord take me now see
  8. It's these owd folks that get on my tits, , I was in aldi yesterday doing my weekly shoplifting, this owd chap had the door open to the frozen food, I stood behind him fer ages, I thought he'd dropped off, till I told him shift his self ,
  9. What have I told you about sniffing bird droppings
  10. Apart from me our mitre, your the only one that talks sense on here
  11. How did I get on, absolutely enjoyed missen in great company, I didn't get home till turned 4, cracking dogs o thought my days in the field was over, not so i.get my share of the nights outing, when it's been gralloched , out in the wilds of Essex, doing what's in my blood n.veins I want fer nowt else
  12. Had phone call this afternoon from farmer, am I up for going out tonight, , to.right I am, I look forward to Thursday nights, don't bother coming down to the farm, he says, me n my brother will.pick you up around 10 pm.,I haven't met his brother, but I believe he has an alsation.cross grey greyhound
  13. Seeing as how you've had no replies from the know alls, on here , why don't you email the woman, I'm.sure you would get an.answer if not a knock on the door, A disgusting remark
  14. Now then chaps, I'm inclined to agree with Mr Neville, let me give you one example of many, Franks daddy, openly admits on this forum he wanks himself silly, eh, his words not mine, ta ta fer now
  15. Eh, a handy place to meet vulnerable women, or stock up on sausage rolls, I dunno wether ring Samaritans or get the Tylenol out, , I've survived a stroke, cancer, amputations, you lot are going to bore me to death, please put up sensible topics like is [BANNED TEXT] I do, , I thank you
  16. How many times must I say, drugs are a scourge on society, one example, owd damp patch, ramming god knows what up his hooter, then ends up running aground on his tin pot refurbished tug boat, he's gonna end up killing some bugger ,l Right that's my say , I'm gonna get mi frying pans out. Ta ta fer now
  17. Hey up matey, I dunno wether it's me they like or the few hrs freedom I give em, although they have freedom on his land , there's nowt like the great outdoors, when they see the leads in my hand, they know what's in front of em, acres of freedom, it's great watching them open up, stretch their legs, it's late when I take them home, but I just see em to there kennels, no.problem
  18. Went down to.a farmer who I get my eggs from, I've told you before, we sometimes go.out together , nice owd lad, with two hounds saluki cross greyhound, plus a pure saluki, if they are in the yard when I go down is summat else, and I love it, makes me happy, they clear the five bar gate to greet me I'm.not joking, I have to fight em off, cut a long story short, it was just me who took em out, we didn't cop out, so I won't go bragging we copt this n that, I love those dogs, i have my favourite, but the farmer says, they wait for me coming , i can't wait to see them all
  19. Now why didn't I think of that moocher owd lad, turn em inside out,, I'll get another couple of years out of em.now
  20. Well hellooo there, now then, has anyone got a spare pair of pyjamas please , 38,waste or is it waist , feked if I know, , mine are shemrent , I thank you
  21. Your of an age when you cannot partake in country pursuits, Rubbish , I'm.clocking 82 , out at least 3 nights per week,, I don't get in till turned 4ish most mornings, it's in my blood, I have use os one pure salukis, plus a saluki greyhound, I can't wait for tomorrow night, it's just me n the dogs, until.i.kick the bucket
  22. Immigration protesters , in Newcastle city centre, , plus counter protesters ,waving banners saying, Fight ignorance, not immigrants
  23. Yes indeed matey, and to think, millions died in world wars, for owd blighty to end like this , shame on us all eh
  24. Governments don't want any trouble with these invaders of owd blighty, but its just around the corner, inevitable is the word, Soon to be knocking on your doors, 🥷
  25. I've sent off fer my death certificate, will that be suffice,
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