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iworkwhippets

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  1. Now then chaps, with me being an elderly gentleman, I need to keep missen supple, so first thing every morning, I get stuck in, then when I've gone through a strenuous regime, I get missen out of bed , and get the frying pans out, eh, no dementia here
  2. My home town I'm ashamed to say, riddled we Pakistanis, Indians, and asylum seekers , I'm glad I'm out of it,
  3. Was the old lady dead , tittyblaster
  4. Had a ride up to my local carvery fer my lunch , I was starving couldn't be bothered cooking out, dear god above I dunno were I put it all,, I had to get a taxi back, I'm dossing down at the mo, I can hardly shift my frame
  5. I said just that , many moons ago, .cheap labour , and to do what most Brits won't do , as for farage, don't make me laugh
  6. Welcomed in by a spineless government, and the public, housed and in some cases given preferences over our own folks, given money, benefits, we let em.in we pay the price, and we are
  7. Silent night mattresses fer heavy people , 50 per cent off, offer ends midnight tonight , eh
  8. Eh, lol that's what I like , a fekin comedian, by the way, whilst I'm here, our water bills are to increase again, flooded Britain
  9. The British government have been bringing back Isis brides fer yonks, there is no doubt about it, shamima at some stage will arrive back on British so
  10. Look, is there only me wi any brains on here, as far back as your pound is safe in my pocket, government after government have fcuked up owd blighty, eh and now, we have that silly looking false as duck muck on the way, farage, eh who's in tow, Mr iaqi born Xahawi, say n more country is fcuked , innit
  11. Yeh having a shine we a farmer friend I get my eggs off, he has two dogs, saluki x greyhound, and a pure saluki , which is being treated for bone cancer, so that dog stays at home , Pleased your dog is ok.
  12. Hey up matey, I really enjoy your outings, so thanks for sharing I'm off out missen Thursday evening , Hows the dogs ear injury
  13. Absolutely spot on, it's not a terrible thing to say at all, it's the truth,the average Brit of today would rather sit on a forum and moan about what's going on around us, take this forum for instance, day after day week after week month after month year after year, moaning amongst yourselves , typical Brit, it's to late now I'm afraid, nowt but trouble awaits
  14. Eh, hello, I'm still standing
  15. I say, is the end of the world nigh do ya reckon, reason I ask, is cos I've taken a fancy to Agnes, eh
  16. I will send thee my address,
  17. Eh, you'd vote for Jimmy saville, what on earth are you bunging up your hooter now FFS , I'm on the verge of ending it all at some of the comments on here
  18. In good nick aren't I, smash ya face in,
  19. Wanted me go on clopydogrel, and summat else after my stroke, I took em.for a while,didn't agree with me, so.i cancelled them, against doctors orders but as I say, they didn't agree with me, as fer my.bowels, regular as clockwork, around 7ish am, deep pan, haven't had no COVID jabs or flu jabs either , also.beaten cancer, I'm still standing , I'll.kick.the bucket when I'm.ready
  20. load of AI bilge our bendigo
  21. Hello, I've got a spare set, on soak at the minute, Im willing to post them onto you if your interested , free of charge.
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