That Maguire chap, I could perform better on jukels Zimmer we a frying pan in each hand, And don't get me started on darts, fekin like littler, eh, a millionaire fer chucking a dart, here's me, worked all my life, don't rely on drugs always helping people, civil well mannered ending up on a meagre pension , I can't even afford fish n bloody chips, oh, I tell a lie, ive bin chucked out off a chippy couldn't use my card or summat , i had to use cash ,i even recycle my t bags ,