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    O yeah Then clock the price of this stuff a bottle http://www.whiskyplease.co.uk/specials/
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    That would be great, I'd be happy to drive up to take you up on the offer. I have a little camper van I stay in so I don't mind traveling. How about end of November or December? Thank you Give me a ring mate to make final arrangements about meeting up. Cheers Stu
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    Here you go take your pick . http://www.nfliquor.com/Home/events/special-events/~/media/Files/PDF/Special%20Events/Whisky%20Show%202013/WW13%20Whiskies%20of%20the%20World%20Products.ashx Personally I like the Islay malts as they are to my taste like Laphroaig and Lagavulin and also the Jura Malts . The speyside malts are a bit lacking in flavour in my opinion but there again i like something thats been filtered through the kipper part of a whores drawers. http://www.islayinfo.com/islay_whisky_distilleries.html http://www.islayinfo.com/menu-islay-whisky.html
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    He made remarks like The first time I met my mother in law I came blind staggering drunk out of the pub and fell face first in the gutter and there she was looking up at me. and I am not saying she was big but she used to kick start Boeings at Gatwick
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    No I dont know of any if that helps
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    Winston Churchill said : We will fight them on the beaches we will never surrender Margret Thatcher said : This lady is not for turning Nelson Mandelas Chiropodist said : I cant stand defeat (Jethro 1998)
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    Mandela Dies

    Caprelous replied to Frann's topic in General Talk

    He once said Quote I cant stand defeat. on second thoughts it might have been his Chiropodist
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    I have one of Bernies http://berniegarlandknives.com/ bernies bushcrafter is at least twice the price of midnights field crafter, so what do you get for that price tag that you dont get with midnights Know idea as I am not familiar with midnights field crafter or its price so i could not possibly offer a comment, All I can say is I have one of his knives among about 20 other inc a few I have made myself and i can confirm Bernies Grallocher is up to the job that he describes with all its features. Thanks Stu
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    I have one of Bernies http://berniegarlandknives.com/
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    Farting in a lift without company
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    Have you no mates who will lend you a collimator? http://www.shootingtimes.com/2010/09/23/optics_st_collimator_200904/
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    Last one I had cleaning kept complaining where I parked me bike
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    Joke

    Caprelous posted a topic in General Talk

    Tramp knocks of the front door of a posh house, this posh woman comes to the door and says, (Yes what can I do for you!) The tramp replies any chance of any food I am absolutely starving. The posh woman replies (Do you fancy a bit of cold rice pudding) The tramp replies that he would love some. The posh woman says (well feck off come back tommorow because its warm now)
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    Why have you spelt boy with a u ..?surely a spelling mistake ... .... And heres me thinking you was an observant chap . Wheres the fecking a in bouy Dont answer that i might regret posing the question.
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    Well done and you must have taken your time as well in that frost its an achievement to connect in such conditions well done, and well done carrying out your first unaccompanied field gralloch. Stu
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    OK I will cellotape it to the back of the post card so its secure
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    No but you was close you was only 7 digits out and a letter
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    Surely, being a deer stalker, you are above reproach and holier than thou so you will take it to the nearest police station and hand it in. Wouldn't want to be put in the same bracket as those "thieving scum" that happen to want to work their lurcher would you. Surely, being a deer stalker, you are above reproach and holier than thou so you will take it to the nearest police station and hand it in. Wouldn't want to be put in the same bracket as those "thieving scum" that happen to want to work their lurcher would you. Well I would have to say Wilf I very much doubt if they wou
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    Anyone who can give a full description inc serial number can claim it back
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    if Jim had been here or any of his trout tickling mates he would have sorted it for them, mind you I am not sure if he is dead I heard he was seen recently bobbing up and down on a bouy off the east coast of Scarborough, Sussex i suppose his other trout ticking mates could help them out and fix it.
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    Someday someone will sell some secondhand toilet paper come to think of it that skiddy Izal paper that they used to have in the school bog would make good tracing paper you could sell it with its own built in watermark or skid mark
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    Here you go this will keep you toastie to -10 http://militarymart.co.uk/index.php?_a=product&product_id=425
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    I heard the same story they even got some semi professional trout ticklers interested in the recapture as well were they wait for them to go upstream under the river banks tickle their genetalia then whip them on the bank
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