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  1. Nice write-up wurz wish I could of been there for the crack see you at THL meet
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    Good Luck ...

    A jokes a joke nothing more nothing less .If you want to read more into it that's entirely up to you . There's jokes about just about any subject you'd care to mention lighten up ffs. what disabilty have you got apart from being a f--king tube lol probably the same one as you I can't fecking fly :laugh: sounds to me you need a handful of happy pills or a couple of weeks in the sun my ole fruit :laugh:
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    Good Luck ...

    no mate and nothing should be, its called comedy,you either laugh at it or dont :yes:il admit i did giggle theres jokes about everything,if you get offended by em then plain and simple....your a kunt and im not aiming that at you s/h just people in general AM a bit like you craigy but why do all you man utd fans get so wound up about the plane in the snow thing just think how well they would have done in the para olympic footy eh you gotta laff eh it doesnt wind me up one little bit why would it i didnt know any of em,i wasnt even feckin born never said you bud jus
  4. PIL

    Good Luck ...

    A jokes a joke nothing more nothing less .If you want to read more into it that's entirely up to you . There's jokes about just about any subject you'd care to mention lighten up ffs.
  5. Paralympics are being held in London this year, and in order to help visitors the organisers have published a leaflet containing cockney rhyming slang for the disabled. bacon rind = blind canary wharf = dwarf. cardinal wolsley = cerebal palsy. raspberry ripple = cripple. wasps and bees = amputees. tulips and roses = multiple sclerosis. diet pepsi = epilepsy. benny and the jets = tourettes. watch your wallet = black c**t.

    1. fireman

      fireman

      Just a question as were on a para sporting subject as it were but do they in para cricket still call them stumps?.lol.

    2. PIL

      PIL

      Hahaha fireman you should of put it up in the general section LOL

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    Good Luck ...

    Good luck tomorow ! What times your race ? Don't forget to wipe your chin you'll be on the telly ! LOL
  7. Not me matey , don't fly back till tomorrow lol .
  8. goodbye uk! enjoy the rain .lol

  9. PIL

    Prince Harry

    Prince Harry fair play to him just having a bit of fun . If he was out in the public eye fair shout for a bollocking but he wasn't .And as for the cnut who took and showed the world the photos they need f**k-ing up the wrong un.
  10. I'll second that that pic should help one or two out No wonder I cant get you out for some bunny bashing
  11. Awwww , didn't offer you a brew then mate :laugh:
  12. Hi Davy , you make it look so easy . Looking forward to the hw35 referb , love the vids mate .
  13. Big up the Toffies :) , Coming from a Chelsea fan .lol

  14. Hi Skot , evil bay do them to the 2nd or evan the third decimal place if you scroll down a bit at about twenty quid 0.001g-10g Mini Precision Jewelry Diamond Weigh Digital Scales Gram Weight Tool Show full item description Time left: 21d 0h Price: £10.99 Quantity: More than 10 available P&P: Free United Kingdom Location: Post to: Europe Condition: New Payment: PayPal Item #: 280917789512 Seller: sseariver2009 ( 47825 ) 99.5 % Seller legal information
  15. Sure looks painful Paul , like skycat been bitten to feck by mozzies . What's the best repellent you guys use if any ?
  16. Just been watching the ladies beach volley ball and there has already been a bad wrist injury, I should be ok by the morning though...

    1. MoChara

      MoChara

      only plump people have big un's.. do they not? or unless theyre fake

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Nah skinny girls have big tits too sometimes.

    3. MoChara

      MoChara

      not really tho tex - there usually fake. Always remember... anymore than a handful is a waste :)

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  17. I was just about to shoot my load in her arse, when the wife burst in. "How can you do this with my little sister!" "It's not what it looks like." I said. "Well, what is it then?" "It's actually your mother in a school uniform."

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    clapton

    I don't want to piss on anyones bonfire but what about Dave Gilmour ,needless to say your all fecking wrong :laugh:
  19. Fcuk the I-phone ! I was adamant I was not going to get a poxy I-phone due to the fact every man and his dog had one , that was 2 1/2 years ago . I ain't knocking the I-phone as they all pretty much do the same thing anyhow . Techies will tell you iPhone apps are locked exclusively for iPhone or something like that whereas Samsung and HTC and the like are open to whatever app you choose. I chose the Desire and now the One X cracking phones so easy to use . People should be careful as 4G will be rolled out in the next year or so and the main phone vendors will be offering all sorts of "great
  20. I was watching the Olympic sailing today, China took Gold, Germany took Silver,..... ... and Somalia took Jim & Mavis, a couple from Surrey, hostage.

  21. Only just seen the post , wishing you all the best Dave and hoping for a speedy recovery
  22. hi smiffie , welcome to the madhouse it might help if you put up a rough location under your avatar so people could point you in the right direction
  23. I need a dog that will live outside in the field and patrol the place............that thing will be worried if theres not a couch to lie on down there...... And all the while Labs lab is getting fatter
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