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  1. PIL

    PIL

    Its great having a dyslexic secretary ! She's just given me the best blow job ever , and I only sent her an e-mail asking her if she could sack my cook.

    1. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      Your lucky, she could have cooked your sack.

    2. PIL

      PIL

      Lol

  2. PIL

    PIL

    Dear Jim, Please could you fix it for the girl in my class who I really fancy to come on holiday to france with me. Yours sincerely, Jeremy Forrest (aged 30)

    1. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      Hi jeremy, Jim here, of course I can fix it for you. As long as I can have first dibs with her.

    2. PIL

      PIL

      Lol @ tiercel

  3. PIL
    we met up Sunday before last and he had some pellets and said "try these " I kid you not I think he's starting to make his own they were worse than fecking bulldogs :laugh:
  4. PIL
    what was your's Sunday then lol lack of sleep cos i had to spend all saturday night listening to you weigh pellets! for all the good it did you... :laugh: :laugh: nice one John
  5. PIL
    A big up to Swindon's THL Fettler First off davyt63 what a gent ! I had a problem with my AA S400 the seals needed changing and when pulling the bolt back it was a struggle to engage .I gave him a call and told him what the problems were and his reply was " bring it on over and we'll take a look " . To cut a long story short i had already bought a seal kit a couple of months previous and after finishing work work three hours later than expected i proceeded to make my way over to his humble abode .After an hours journey I finally arrive , I knock on the door (8.30) and get greeted with "
  6. PIL
    good vid there buddy had me laughing out loud i'll be paying them a visit the weekend
  7. PIL
    get yourself down bigmac and you could join in the fun as well
  8. PIL

    PIL

    Never seen so many Mods on the forum at the same time , Ianb must have shaken a few cages .LOL

    1. BOLSTER

      BOLSTER

      Hahahaha get your work done or he'll send ''Lab Saville'' to get ya !

    2. PIL

      PIL

      thought I read last night he was having a shake up and why . LOL

    3. PIL

      PIL

      Haha BOLSTER

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  9. PIL
    Having trouble aswell Try Air Arms Owners Club , Hob .
  10. PIL
    Looks very nice mate pencil me in for a go see you soon
  11. PIL
    you must have something to hide if you imagine I'm targeting you .
  12. PIL
    You've not answered my question ?
  13. PIL
    I thought from a previous post you were so incensed by the negative feedback you were not coming back on this site again ? Something don't smell right !
  14. PIL

    PIL

    Congratulations to paulus becoming a mod !

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Joins the other ***** now :-}

    2. PIL

      PIL

      Hahaha Chris

  15. PIL
    Well done Davy for going the extra mile and sorting this little inconvenience out count me in , nice one .
  16. PIL

    PIL

    In a message of support,Tulisa's mother has reportedly said to Megan Stammers' parents- "Trust me,there's worse ways to discover your daughter's a slut."

    1. GrCh

      GrCh

      lol

    2. South hams hunter

      South hams hunter

      lol

  17. PIL

    PIL

    Schoolgirl Megan Stammers & her teacher have been spotted drinking at a bar in France. He was necking Glenfiddich while she was swallowing Teachers.

  18. PIL
    could always go back to yous heard your Mrs does a cracking F.E just a thought :laugh:
  19. PIL

    PIL

    So a maths teacher has taken his teenage pupil to France. I assume it is just a field trip to show her how many times 30 goes into 15.lol

    1. chris k

      chris k

      lmao

       

    2. PIL

      PIL

      I'm a bit pist off, RM beat me to it .lol

    3. RossM

      RossM

      lol, if your no fast your last!

  20. PIL
    You do some great looking knives Rob are you coming down for the thl meet ? Atb Steve
  21. PIL

    dog joke

    PIL replied to pip1968's topic in General Talk

    +1
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    craigyboy

    PIL replied to raymond1's topic in General Talk

    Shall I tell him or will you :laugh: laugh: If theres an internet connection where ever he is now he'll be on just shortly to call him a KUNT!!!..... a scouse kunt .. a deluded scouse kunt
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    craigyboy

    PIL replied to raymond1's topic in General Talk

    Shall I tell him or will you :laugh:
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    :laugh:
  25. PIL
    Hello There , dose anyone use the adjustable sportsmatch mounts ? Any issues are they worth the money ? Many thanks Steve
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