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    jim and jez

    as a wise man once said "if your not fast YOUR LAST" :laugh: thats why you put it up on status then got shot down and deleted it :laugh:
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    jim and jez

    wheres my like ? :laugh:
  3. scargill was a kunt may well have been but know bigger kunt than the kunts that have sold this country off bit by bit cant argue with you on that
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    Jimmy Savile

    you nicked that of me you fecker
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    jim and jez

    When will these jimmy saville sex allegations ever end? Police are now saying jeremy beadle may have had a small hand in it.
  6. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed..... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoo
  7. Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow...."Ooh!" Said the presenter, "this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?""Sticks." Paddy replied.

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      BOLSTER

      HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fcuking mint im stealing that one lool

  8. Some stroke of luck ye never joined the EU isn't it Wilf Close escape there Don't get me wrong mate, I know we ain't our own masters but we do have our own money......unfortunately, all Ireland's decisions ( like Greece) are made in Germany because they control your money. Shocking state of affairs mate for you ordinary Irishman, I bet you didn't think you we're voting for that same as we only thought we were voting for a common market not for long if the oil thing shapes up .
  9. I thought it was underhanded as well just trying to get the youngsters involved for votes . Going by the news today it could be Salmonds downfall . I wonder if the SNP will let school kids vote on anything else I think not .
  10. I don't know if it's been posted before but what's your thoughts especially you jocks . Could Scotland manage on their own ?
  11. fair play to you and Tony for your dedication on getting down especially with all that kit I don't think I could off done that journey . Stars both of you !
  12. :laugh: "accidentally" What a growler.
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    craigyboy

    I've used up all my likes and I'll place them when they resume it's so nice to see everyone pulling in the same direction .
  14. Alright lads , I'll be there in a few hours after the kids are sorted . Do I need to bring any extras I.e fire lighters or maybe the that great big golden thing that's gracing these Oxfordshire skies :laugh: see you soon lads
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    craigyboy

    my Mrs will go fecking crackers if she see's the bill Maybe a couple of options
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    craigyboy

    Many thanks for having the courage to come on here under the circumstances i'm so sorry for your loss.i believe charity starts at home and you choose what to do with it and if there's anything left over ...
  17. Hi benji, I'm up for a nights ratting with the guns, got Nv and red filter lamps, I'm only from Wakefield so can call over one of the nights nxt week to sort them outThanks chris 0795 i have a nite site and a hw100t and would love to come rid you of your problem, or make a dent at least. i live in camblesforth, near selby, and i am on leave for the next two weeks, so if you still need a hand feel free to call or text me on 0782 cheers, tony hi lads , sometimes Its best not to put your numbers up on an open forum as you may get nuisance calls at silly hours , best edit them out
  18. grch ~empty your inbox

  19. The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily replied, "As hard as your cock when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a glass....."

  20. Great offer there for someone nice one benji
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