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turtlehead

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  1. northern irish and black country accents,most irritating accents on earth. my thames estuary accent is by far the best coz i'm from darn sarff.
  2. there is a theory that dogs/wolves almost domesticated themselves.by that i mean they learned that living on the outskirts of human camps and villages meant they could scavenge for easy pickings and eventually became quite tame.the friendliest most adventurous canines getting the most food and therefor able to produce stronger,bigger litters.evolution in action. i read that in richard dawkins the greatest show on earth.
  3. ceps,penny bun and porcini all the same mushroom i think.
  4. two next to each other last week.brightest one was venus smaller one was jupiter.though obviously jupiter is bigger but further away. night sky app on iphone is amazing.
  5. i caught a fledgeling crow last year.it was soaked to the skin in a downpour and it was getting dark so i figured it'd get killed by a cat.took it home and fed it on cat food.it was starting to get quite tame but it couldn't fly,we had it for a couple of months and its wings didn't seem strong enough for flight.it lived in the shed with the door open,came and went as it pleased.all i had to do was make sure it was on the shed when the dogs were let out.it used to just look down at them until they were gone and then hop down.very clever birds,you can watch them trying to solve problems(no not t
  6. this story is bullshit,being doing the rounds in various countries for years... http://www.hoax-slayer.com/australian-flag-muslim-women-lapel-pin.shtml
  7. watching the news about the stricken cruise ship and the sky presenter said"she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court"i just happened to be looking at the wife and now it's all kicked off!

  8. trying a capon this year as i'm sick of ruining the turkey.
  9. christianity robbed the date from the pagan winter solstice.i was brought up with christianity but ditched it in favour of the much more believable atheism.if god exists he's doing a shit job of promoting peace and respect to all.does a great job of collecting money of idiots though.
  10. i've recently passed my class 1 and am finding it very hard to get a start,everyone wants 2 years experience.if anybody has any advice on this i'd be grateful.i've got friends who got started in a certain company and were taken on with no experience who have asked their transport manager for me,but they aren't taking anyone on at the moment.sorry to divert your thread a little bit mate,just seeking a little advice on a problem that you may well encounter yourself.
  11. having another look,i think it's some sort of jap custom bike.
  12. awesome skills...looks like a triumph street fighter 600/900cc not sure which.
  13. gotta say i hated eubank as a fighter,all that la de dah shit he talked,but met him twice in brighton when he was champ and i gotta say what a lovely fella.had my daughter(toddler)and son(babby) in pushchair,we had a right chat and he was happy for me to take pics of him with the kids.just shows what you see on the box ain't necessarily so. but don't know why i'm commenting cause i didn't see his boy fight tonight.probably the bottle of red i've just sunk.ya bashtards,what ya fecking looking at,i'll take the fecking lot of ya...
  14. scientists have confirmed that owls have the acutest hearing of any creature on earth.they obviously haven't tested a man watching porn while his wife's asleep...

  15. he fancied a real tear up that day,voles are for wimps...
  16. who's going to complain about the scent of pussy wafting through the house?hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha not me that's for sure...
  17. i've read most of the classics and a few of my favorites are treasure island,far from the madding crowd,bram stokers dracula,moby dick.i reckon treasure island be my favorite tho.not read too many modern books.
  18. there's no way them taffs were coming home today.new zealand has more welsh pussy(sheep)than home.they'll have the wellies on and be sunk to the nuts tonight. good luck to you boyo's i hope you go on and win it now. from a bitter paddy
  19. there's a field round my way i kid you not with hundreds of giant feckers in it.like someone said i think it's a bit late now.i love field mushrooms but my dad put me off having a go at puffballs,he gave them a try and said they were very bland.i should try them myself though i suppose.any cooking tips?
  20. not far from me,might give it a go.then again 119 acres and me at best a part time fisherman who likes to cast out and hope for the best,maybe i won't. a great tench water as well if memory serves me right.
  21. girls on film are pay for gay gods greatest creation
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