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turtlehead

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  1. Pity you hadn't put that coin there in the first place and i wouldn't have made a dick of myself...... Is it the infamous Cadburys Mini Egg Thrush......... maybe!!. . :whistling: good one
  2. from memory robin eggs are creamy white with brown speckles,the nest doesn't look like a robins either.a merlin or hobby normally just have a few twigs,a scrape in the ground or on a rock face,quarry or old crows/magpie nest.but i don't have a clue what they are.pile of straw made to look like a nest and a few bantam eggs thrown in?
  3. hi fishfish whats the soundtrack to this video called?i remember that tune from a show when i was a kid,think it was called the brendan chase. cigar for me yes or no? thought it was a great show,rose tinted specs,would probably think it was shite if i saw it now.
  4. he's put the pump on automatic fill up,you don't have to pull the trigger on the pump.the fuel will automatically stop when it reaches the top.
  5. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?nothing she's been told twice already.
  6. he was playing table tennis in a school in london,you probably thought it was a nick cause most of the kids were black.
  7. Alzheimers protest march."What do we want?" "f**k knows." "When do we want it?" "Want what?"

  8. just seen arsenal are 17/2 to win the premiership next season.for those that don't understand betting,that means if you bet £50 on arsenal you'll lose £50

  9. No you wher fecked of for talking shite so be carfull lol I've actually been in a pretty good mood for the last few months , so I don't think that's it. think he means you were banned...
  10. Arsenal have announced that they are bringing out a wine called "Trophy Hunt" they've been bottling it for over 6 years...

  11. can get these sonic cat scarers now about £17 from the hardware.don't know if they are any good or not.just an idea.
  12. Seve's funeral marred as fans keep shouting 'get in the hole

  13. i've found that its very hard to get a bird to drink,but once they do they perk right up :tongue4: . here's what i do.cut a straw in half at an angle,then place the angled end of the straw in a cup of water,place your finger over the top of the straw.this will retain the water in the straw and you will be able to hydrate the bird by opening its beak and releasing the water down its throat. you may have to force feed it for a while as well,see how it goes.but get some water into it for sure.
  14. Now West Ham are relegated, rumours that Man Utd are looking to relocate to the Olympic Stadium so more of their fans can get to home games.

  15. at 1:17 ronan o'gara hands in pocket the guy behind him with his hand over his mouth looks like he wants the ground to open up and swallow him...
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    was busting for a shit at the time :stinker:
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