I thought this was funny or bad situations, not clear your conscience on sexual mis adventures!
Ended up with a lass on a night out, go back to her place at the nursing home, she is a nurse, not a pensioner! Once she is warmed up she is going like a privy door when the plagues in town. I'm impressing myself with my performance, and after a couple of hours there is still lead in the pencil, but he ink still won't come out. This lass takes it as a challenge to finish me off, probably cos her fanny looks like a couple of slices of battered liver, so she goes down on me like a tramp on chimp