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  1. morton
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  2. morton
    The centre of a doughnut is 100% fat free. The centre of a fat doughnut still encompasses the same 800 calories that a whizz factor is supposed to produce,allegedly.
  3. morton
    Ah, most lads end a dig with a 12 gauge but he's decided to use an air rifle. Too small a weaponMine fills a pram?.it must be Barbies pram You,ve been talking to my ex wife.Its a Mclaren,small,neat and particular,its the sort than only stands with a conscience.
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    He disguises it well,to some. What's the point in posting more Morton? You've made yourself quite clear. Youhunting think a measly 5 miles is a big long walk. I don't. Discussion over. Have a nice day. If you post its blatant that you may expect others to post on the subject,doh.Id not exercise a dog as you do,you may know better than me on the subject and have the sort of jukels that are better suited to a more vigorous hunting and exercising regime,im exctracting the urine now as we all know my second name is Carradine,grasshopper .
  5. morton
    He disguises it well,to some.
  6. morton
    Id eat that then cuddle you,a fat lad as only one objective in life. id pole you if you put a skirt on Id eat that then cuddle you,a fat lad as only one objective in life. id pole you if you put a skirt on I only wear dresses,im open to a little nylon and pleated knee length exploration,with a little seafood dressing .
  7. morton
    Ah, most lads end a dig with a 12 gauge but he's decided to use an air rifle. Too small a weapon Mine fills a pram?.
  8. morton
    Id eat that then cuddle you,a fat lad as only one objective in life.
  9. morton
    Im speaking for the 3 wifes that have left me for Leroy.
  10. morton
    Im in awe,you obviously have the sort of jukels ive always yearned for,ah well.If i,or my lad put 5 miles on a dog on a warm day,id twat the exerciser,until then happy hunting.A long leisurely meander with a little aqua related comfort is far short of a trike behind a bike and wet comfort,entering a pup to the same id hang,draw and quarter the exerciser,im so 13th century.Keep yearning fella.Ill try,about 3 seconds before i destroy my last dog,ive a destructive nature.Just walk them more. They might even come good With walking they often do,even mine,trekking behind a bike for 5 miles,in war
  11. morton
    "A fat lass looks slim in the dark".
  12. morton
    Everybody as a walnut whip in winter?.
  13. morton
    Im in awe,you obviously have the sort of jukels ive always yearned for,ah well.If i,or my lad put 5 miles on a dog on a warm day,id twat the exerciser,until then happy hunting.A long leisurely meander with a little aqua related comfort is far short of a trike behind a bike and wet comfort,entering a pup to the same id hang,draw and quarter the exerciser,im so 13th century. Keep yearning fella. Ill try,about 3 seconds before i destroy my last dog,ive a destructive nature. Just walk them more. They might even come good With walking they often do,even mine,trekking behind a bike for 5 miles
  14. morton
    My post was aimed at agreement with you .
  15. morton
    Im in awe,you obviously have the sort of jukels ive always yearned for,ah well.If i,or my lad put 5 miles on a dog on a warm day,id twat the exerciser,until then happy hunting.A long leisurely meander with a little aqua related comfort is far short of a trike behind a bike and wet comfort,entering a pup to the same id hang,draw and quarter the exerciser,im so 13th century. Keep yearning fella. Ill try,about 3 seconds before i destroy my last dog,ive a destructive nature.
  16. morton
    Im in awe,you obviously have the sort of jukels ive always yearned for,ah well.If i,or my lad put 5 miles on a dog on a warm day,id twat the exerciser,until then happy hunting.A long leisurely meander with a little aqua related comfort is far short of a trike behind a bike and wet comfort,entering a pup to the same id hang,draw and quarter the exerciser,im so 13th century.
  17. morton
    Arsenal have no chance with wenger at the helm,he lost his steerage 10 years ago,The usual 3 of Chelsea,City and United,watch out for Southampton,the Dutchman as found is place in the premiership,he will manage at an higher level,money orientated,before to long.
  18. morton
    Warmth and exercising a dog for nearly 5 miles,even with aqua,nah.
  19. morton
    He,s a Saluki owner,same grey matter as the dogs they worship.
  20. morton
    Its a crying shame anyone would get a dog into the condition pictured but comments like the one above are pure shite, sort of unfounded bullshit the antis come out with, you want to think before you post mate. He,s possibly about 15 and learnt the little he knows from reading posts on here?.
  21. morton
    The bitch often is the draw for the stud it warrants.Its easy if your in the know perhaps and there is many a useful bitch in the wrong kennel that never merits its reward,get to a local FMWTC meeting,bypass the nuggets that masquerade under the FMWTC umbrella,after every pint they become more obvious,a useful stud lies hidden there,good luck.
  22. morton
    Exactly The RSPCA are a gang of feckless five fingered tuggers,ive little but contempt for them and their true ambition,yet believe even they feed their kennel mates.Its a good probability this unfortunate mutt is the result of its pet and not working home,ill guarantee either way that the owner never went hungry.
  23. morton
    Thats Les Tush?.
  24. morton
    I lamped to work the dog,the dog i often bred,trained,educated and entered.It never entered my mind that i may have had the need or justification to want a witness to the nights activity,why?,fecking ego,s.Ive often lamped in company and taken turns on the slips,nothing to do with much but a little company,ribaldry and the craic.
  25. morton
    A dog that is lean and muscular is not hard to keep in condition,especially as the owner as gone to the trouble of getting his mutt in that state,they are the owners who are the least likely to let them turn to mush and the least likely to have much pork on them,a skinny? working dog to some is a mutt in pristine condition.Im not an advocate that a terrier,or lurcher,needs a fat base to burn off,through graft,i find they have gained that condition through conditioning to graft.The best of athletes always have a fat to body fitness ratio and they always look lean.
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