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I didn't want to comment too early on this one... I had a bad feeling lol.. Glad it was a good day for you mate...
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Well lads as most of you know the THL Charity Fishing Match is being held on the Trent, near Burton on the 18th August.. We're compiling the list of all fishing on the general talk section, for those that don't go onto to that section put your names down here if you want to fish and I'll put you down on the main list.. For full details of venue PM Stewie, We need to finalise numbers ASAP as the lads are cutting the swims now, Cheers lads Kev
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Thanks Malt, Nice one Stig, glad you got that sorted Nice one Haymin, don't be using that clootie for bait mind lol
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1 Arch -F2 stewie - F 3 NEWKID -F 4 lab -N/F 5 scot- N/F 6 PiL -N/F 7 walshie -N/F 8 walshies wife -N/F 9 socks -F 10 two Bob - F11 bobby blackheart - F 12 Wales 123- F 13 Paulus - F 14 Wilf - F 15 Mel- F 16 Mels son- F 17 Mels son in law - F 18 Johnny-F Couple more I thought, Thats the second time I've added my name, if you don't want me there you only have to say. ....... Sorry Johnny.... Well you go without saying really as well as Raw, you are my travel "butty's" after all lol...
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Near Burton Tomo, pm Stewie for all the details, should be a good do if you can make it..
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Probably best on general talk I'd imagine Malt, it's probably visited more than the fishing section... I'll put a thread in there as well though... Cheers malt
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Haha nice one Malt... My lad loves Thriller ( Michael Jackson), he's only heard the song.. Other day my wife gets the video up on her phone for him to watch both him and my daughter were yelling turn it off, holding the phone at arms length like it was possessed haha....
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I've asked a couple of times Malt. Lol I think this thread could be pinned and kept serious ( ish), Stewie, Arch, staffs etc are putting a lot of effort in up there so a little help from everyone would be good... Cheers
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1 Arch -F 2 stewie - F 3 NEWKID -F 4 lab -N/F 5 scot- N/F 6 PiL -N/F 7 walshie -N/F 8 walshies wife -N/F 9 socks -F 10 two Bob - F11 bobby blackheart - F 12 Wales 123- F 13 Paulus - F 14 Wilf - F 15 Mel- F 16 Mels son- F 17 Mels son in law - F 18 Johnny- F 19 RAW - F Couple more I thought,
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In a nut shell this is how it's developed lol.. Man o Kent , If you're interested it's a charit fishing match on the Trent, Sunday 18th August £10.00 entry fee, raffle, prizes piss up, piss take etc later, all proceeds go McMillan nurses... Cancer Iis this years charity next year it's up to socks... That's a few months banter in a nutshell lol Cheers Kev
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Ran out of likes, but this has had me in stitches today... Got some funny looks, just let my brother read it, he don't know any of you and ain't on here, but was in stitches..... BBQ and beers now, could add some weird stuff later lol
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And during all this, Stewie had came round after his earlier beating from Gnasher...he looked around at the mess he had created and a smug, content grin spread accross his lips.... He ran into the the bar receiving, high fives and pats on the backs and realised he had succeeded...
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Still the 18th mate, come up in the sat if you fancy a beer before mate
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The crying went on and on and on.... Luckily Johnny had socks wife's number, a quick phone call and she appeared as if by magic.... She gave socks a quick slap and bundled him into the back of the amphibious vehicle for the the drive/ sail home.... Now the party started in earnest... Lab had finished having his wicked way with the bell boy at the B & B and was dancing round his hand bag singing 500 miles... The Scarborough mafia had opened their violin cases to reveal violins and not mackerel,as suspected, they fiddled into the small hours as Scott finally coming down from the
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Good to see he's had a bit of a shave up there....
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Arch Stewie Stewies brother Johnny Raw Paulus Wilf Mel Mels wife Mels son Mels son's wife twobob Socks Bobby Blackheart Staffs Riffraff Dido Stig Me Lab Scott Tarquin Pil Walshie Right this was the last list Stewie.. Lads can you let us know now who is and is not fishing... A lot of graft on Stewie and Arch's part this weekend cutting swims etc.. So it's only fair... I've not heard from anyone on that list Stewie who's not coming so I'd say 20 swims would be about right... Cheers Kev Ps malt, or Paulus could you pin this mate for a day or 2 just do
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Was this real or just the effects of the mushrooms.... The party rubbed their eyes and it was real... Bird had arrived riding on his huge Alsatian cross ( 7ft tts and 3/4 ton)... He slowly clambered off ( due to his bad back) and said " right I'm here for the weigh in where's the scales"....
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Haha... I keep laughing out loud here, f king funny boys.... Violin cases with mackerel haha...
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There was no one to be seen.... Then t
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Newkid ran to give stig a hand ( he'd been after a chesterfield for a while), Tomo's hairy physique had been mistaking for yet another critter, by the now out of control mini lurcher, and he was quickly brought down, luckily he had a spare fairy cake in his pocket, he jammed it into the dogs mouth and the over sticky icing cemented the mouth shut... The wildlife could now breathe a sigh of relief... In the distance a potting boat was seen slowly making its way down the river, lobster pots hung all around, with both lobsters and pheasants stacked high on ice...and the most beautiful lu
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Your having a look now tomo... So you coming down for the bake off mate lol
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It was ok though.. Newkid had brought his Beddy whippet, a small " pssst" and the 19" terror leapt into action... Crashing through the water and throat gripping the bears 1 by 1, until the pride were finished... Not yet done the diminutive yet spookily powerful dog, crashed cover and pulled a huge fallow with a full head set and quickly finished it.... Darcy jumped out screaming " not again" and started jumping up and down on top of his camera in a fit of rage...
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The Scottish poofs had arrived back at the venue..... But wait... There was something wrong, the fat ginger one was crying his eyes out screaming.." Whhyyy, anything but a woman"... The blond, skirt wearing one had changed into full SS gear and was arm in arm with a beautiful red headed woman, they were sharing a Big Mac and giggling like teenagers, Kay had arrived and turned one of the gays... The ginger one started comfort eating, Tomo was frantically trying to keep him in fairy cakes.. He even ate Johnny's anaemic clootie dumplin... He was now raiding newkids van and drinking copious amoun
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The otter was in full camo... Only let down by a very strange hat, with swimming badges sown on it... He was meticulously setting up his swim, a small pile of grenades lay beside a huge pot of fish eggs ( he was still unsure on his first line of attack)... The 2 Scottish gays were mincing around the venue singing songs about gay rights and Scottish freedom ( well the one in the dress was speaking in a weird tongue... Possibly German????) A van pulled into the venue in a plume of smoke and an array of same heads fell out, the Scarborough clan had arrived... " hi I'm Mel, this is my wife, and
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The Punishment Won't Fit The Crime ... The Justice System Is A Disgrace That Daily Astonishes Us Sentences Handed Out . . A Bloke Was Given Day Release Last Saturday Morning And By T Time Had Murdered An Innocent Man . . Oh Forgot Too Say He Was On Day Release From a Sentence Off Life For Murder . . And Before That He'd Served LIFE For A Previous Murder . . So Technically He Has Served 2 Life Sentences And Will Now Be On His 3rd For This LATEST MURDER . . Thats Your Judicial System Mate !Its not my judicial system But It Is . . Because Thats The System You Would Stand In Front Off .What do y
