Siamese twins walk into a bar in Melbourne and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the barman, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm 45/70, he's Troy. Two VB's please." The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" "Off to America next month," says 45/70. "We go to America every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Troy?" Troy agrees. "Ah, America!" says the barman. "Wonderful country... New York, L.A, Vegas..." "Nah, we don't like that American crap," says 45/70. "Meat pies a