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  1. Hahahaha ????? Aye that didn't go to well....??
  2. f***ing hell mate that's not nice to read. I enjoy our wind ups on FB and our banter in here and it looks like your a happy settled man. Whatever you both decide I'm sure it will be for the best....sometimes love just runs out and if it's not rectified it begins to change to not liking each other very much, sometimes hate. You probably know that I split from my ex of 12 years about 4 years ago. It was for the best as we just lost interest in each other. I said I was going to have a good year to myself shagging anything that moved, but after 4 months I met Adele and my life has turned for t
  3. There you go mush take note,,, that's how a MAN breaks his ribs,, boxing,,, not fannying around taking a dog for a walk... Sounds like a bad boxer to me...?
  4. I left early for work last Monday and a big cat crossed my drive. I didn't get excited because it was just a 'big' cat. You do get them!! Very different from the 'big cats' some are thinking.
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    I'd bet it's the water. I get my water from a well, not drinkable unless boiled. Anyway when the girl moved in she brought her fish.....they died. We put it down to the move. We got more fish and they died. Got the water tested and although they said it was fine the fish died. Brought in water from elsewhere, mains water, and the same 2 fish have survived for ages.
  6. The funny thing is I never even knew Wilf was a gay escort. Maybe he should have eaten the egg.....might have taken the taste of cock and bollocks away for a week while....??
  7. any sex involved Yes.....if I paid £13 for a boiled egg I'd feel well Nd truly f****d!
  8. If they were fine one minute and dead not long after then it's not rat poison. Unless already stated its stricnine and that's unlikely.
  9. A post mortem at the vets will give you the answers you need. Does sound like poison. Could someone easily put something in your water bottle for them?
  10. Yip.......different way of saying it but similar meaning...."I'd rather fight a hard c**t than a daft c**t"
  11. But will they fit mine? I'm thinking you should go open plan....??
  12. Try and make it as little whistling as possible. Especially on the recall.
  13. Firstly I'm 99.9% sure there are no big cats in the Uk.....and 100% sure there are no big cats that can drive a crane....??
  14. Why the f**k are you gelling your hair to go to work....I'm guessing you don't work in an office... Hmmm. Nor do you, and there's no way you go out without hair products. No I draw the line at gelling my hair at work....simply cause my hard hat fucks it up anyway....?
  15. Why the f**k are you gelling your hair to go to work....I'm guessing you don't work in an office...?
  16. "Oh a mountain stream....let me have a drink" "What does it taste like??" "Funnily enough goats blood and cat piss!!" ?
  17. Pretty sure it would have been sitting watching you.
  18. Honestly....that is funny as f**k. Cheers
  19. There's a edited clip from Batman doing the rounds.....fpmsl..?
  20. No....but all Honey badgers know Ronnie
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