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Which one ,,, there all lookers,,, in fact I could stand in that line up,,, and be the best lookingCome on theres having a laugh and theres taking the pure piss........dont be daft.... Your on the same wavelength as me lab, sometimes I think you are me I'm the better looking, funnier more intelligent you.............. Your 2 days late with the jokes The thread title is Hockney Island........i dont know the OP.....i saw a big pile of rabbits (not hanging on a gate so knew it wasnt Tomo) ..so i decided not to read it......
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Which one ,,, there all lookers,,, in fact I could stand in that line up,,, and be the best lookingCome on theres having a laugh and theres taking the pure piss........dont be daft.... Your on the same wavelength as me lab, sometimes I think you are me I'm the better looking, funnier more intelligent you..............
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Which one ,,, there all lookers,,, in fact I could stand in that line up,,, and be the best looking Come on theres having a laugh and theres taking the pure piss........dont be daft....
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Heres the mountain we used to slide down, if you look closely you can see the grooves in the mountain we would slide down and after a few days of kids sliding down they'd get really fast. How long would it take from top to bottom and what sort of speed would you pick up......think my arse would drop out and id have to accidentally on purpose fall off the cardboard Well working it out on a power, weight and height ratio you'd be down in 3.7 secs........JB takes a fortnight......
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I very rarely walk my dogs in a public place. Canny be arsed with folk who cant control there dogs. Much easier just to walk the other way. I find it amazing with some folk though, the seem to see you as some kind of beacon and head right for you even when your trying to distance yourself. Nothing worse when you here some daft c**t shouting on there dog "Tiddles, tiddles......TIDDLES!!!!"... and the dog has no interest in listening and its heading your way. Sometimes you just have to hope the dog is untrained but hopefully doesnt have a nasty streak....
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Call it 20 feet deep and charge a £5 for 3 BB's and a catapult........batter f**k out them all day everyday.......dirty c**ts!!!
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Get the trap out anyway. There destructive little shits.......and yes they will get in through that....
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What facebook? That statement is actually a load of pish to be perfectly honest. Plenty folk use it to keep in contact with family and friends all over the world and its very useful for small business getting private work. And theres lots of pages on it where you can pick up a bargain.... look at me-look at me-i got f**k all-want a line?i got 2000 friends look at me-if it was soley used to communicate with friends family wouldnt be to bad-but its full of wankers that i personally wouldnt piss on if they were burning infront of me.atb Ok ok we get you....you have no friends....
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Is it?I know they sold stuff last year on the friday... but i thought that was only because it was cancelled.... Here my pedigree racing labrador.... Scone has been 3 days for a few years now mate. Is that yer lab x.... Right line it up wi ma pup and see what happens... LolLab x ...... no no no.... ped Be lucky to line her I want the pup to race it no f**k it... Lol
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Is it? I know they sold stuff last year on the friday... but i thought that was only because it was cancelled.... Here my pedigree racing labrador.... Scone has been 3 days for a few years now mate. Is that yer lab x.... Right line it up wi ma pup and see what happens... Lol
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Do they call false teeth 'wallies' round your way mate? Cracked me up the first time I heard that! .......Ermm nope. If you tried saying you had a "pair of wallies in yer mooth" around my way you better have your f***ing trainers on.....
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Number 16.......i'd die laughing if i saw someone do that joke....
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....... Heres a fishing one for you Malt.....hope its true. I also come from a small mining village and in many of the pubs they had wee clubs and such. Well one of the clubs was a fishing one. So the story goes theres a group of guys out on the boat.....one of the older lads hooks a fish and fighting with it reeling it in his false teeth fell out and went overboard. All the guys on the boat are in f*****g stitches. A while later another guy hooks and lands a fish and for a joke takes out his false teeth and sticks it in the fishes mouth and says "Would you believe it, this fish has your teet
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....... Heres a fishing one for you Malt.....hope its true. I also come from a small mining village and in many of the pubs they had wee clubs and such. Well one of the clubs was a fishing one. So the story goes theres a group of guys out on the boat.....one of the older lads hooks a fish and fighting with it reeling it in his false teeth fell out and went overboard. All the guys on the boat are in f***ing stitches. A while later another guy hooks and lands a fish and for a joke takes out his false teeth and sticks it in the fishes mouth and says "Would you believe it, this fish has your teet
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Oh Aye.....and what name would i find you under?...
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Well i'm going to cheat a bit here and use a story that my Grandad told me....well i say my Grandad but it was a mix of him and his 3 brothers. When growing up i used to love lunchtimes when they all worked on the rearing field. Everyone of them retired so work was slow but it was 7 days a week graft but lunchtimes were always a hoot. The stories ive been told by them made me pmsl........I think 4 boys growing up back in the 20/30s they were a bit of a bunch of tear aways. Country lads going into the town and causing trouble. Anyway they told me how they were all banned from the local communi
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Must admit it makes me very jealous listening to all these childood stories........dont think i even saw a tree till my mid twenties and certainly didnt have the finesse to climb one ........."never saw a tree". Same for me but it only difference it was black folk.... Same here Lab, I only ever saw them on the TV when I was a kid! ...Ok i'm fibbing a little. There was your usual shop owner..but that was it. And they were pakis not what i would call black. Oh and they were all given a local name too..........Well i'm guessing nearly 30 years ago "RALPH" wasn't a very popular pakistani na
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Lots of people think that. I liked to make sure they 'flew away' when i had ponds to look after.......
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Must admit it makes me very jealous listening to all these childood stories........dont think i even saw a tree till my mid twenties and certainly didnt have the finesse to climb one ........."never saw a tree". Same for me but it only difference it was black folk....
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Scone is on the 5th too bud...
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we had a wee guy we used to send up for the chessies/conkers we couldn't get throwing sticks at. Wee c**t could out climb a monkey. Rope swings and catches were the dogs bullocks I wish I was young again I could climb anything aslong as I had a bunk up to the first branch, good memories of some great times growing up. I wasn't too shabby a climber too lol. Here Johnny, did you ever climb a tree, you and your mates, hide and watch c**ts going by not knowing you were there and pretending they were soldiers That brought back memories. Me and my mate used to do that when my Mum and his Mum went f
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What facebook? That statement is actually a load of pish to be perfectly honest. Plenty folk use it to keep in contact with family and friends all over the world and its very useful for small business getting private work. And theres lots of pages on it where you can pick up a bargain....
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we had a wee guy we used to send up for the chessies/conkers we couldn't get throwing sticks at. Wee c**t could out climb a monkey. Rope swings and catches were the dogs bullocks I wish I was young again I could climb anything aslong as I had a bunk up to the first branch, good memories of some great times growing up. I wasn't too shabby a climber too lol. Here Johnny, did you ever climb a tree, you and your mates, hide and watch c**ts going by not knowing you were there and pretending they were soldiers That brought back memories. Me and my mate used to do that when my Mum and his Mum we
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I pay £74.... And I don't have most of the channels. Going to make a phone call this week.Youve got something else multi room ,internet ,or phone ?. thats probably the bill to all those internet chat rooms your in ?. or your paying for being out in the sticks Yes I pay something for being further out. Well that's how it was explained to me from the worker at sky..I didn't completely understand her Indian accent though so not exactly sure what I'm paying for???? Lol
