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  1. Ill bet you've thrusted a few dogs mate!!! Lol
  2. from what i remember labs are one of the breeds statistically most likely to attack a person. the lads a nugget. Down to sheer volume of lab owners I'd say....I've yer to see a lab with a nasty streak towards people.
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    Sky Plus

    I pay £74.... And I don't have most of the channels. Going to make a phone call this week.
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    Sky Plus

    Phone up and tell them your cancelling cause you can't afford it. See what they offer you...;-)
  5. yes, thats what made it hard to put a box in my garden, had to risk life and limb to get the box this high lol. cats are all round here, they make the birds ultra shy. its a shame realy as im sure id get a lot more birds on the table otherwise.Really it doesn't need to be that high for cats. As long as its got a clear space around it and not next to maybe bushes. Your trying to eliminate hiding places for predators and give the garden birds as much time as possible to see anything coming.My neighbour has a small weld mesh cage that he pops on the ground. Not the most pleasant thing to look at
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    Let Down

    Prostitute? With a name like night worker I'd say it was the client who never turned up... Lol
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    Be Carefull

    That canny be right surely?? Think this 'story' is for tomorrow's date is it not?? Lol
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    Eggs

    I shall be eating eggs round the clock now....in 2 months time ill be sick of the f***ing things.. Lol
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    Eggs

    Yes.... Picked an egg today. Still snow lying here so ill be binning them for a few days. Well I say binning, the dogs will be getting them..:-)
  10. this is his type of hunting Mick Hucknall's been arrested after being caught shaggin a rabbit . A police source said he was holding back the ears & singing bunnies 2 tight 2 mention Pmsl..... Canny see what Mick Hucknalls problem is on here.... Sounds like something's got him started???..:-)Think he's got that look again mate... bet yer singing it... Lol
  11. this is his type of hunting Mick Hucknall's been arrested after being caught shaggin a rabbit . A police source said he was holding back the ears & singing bunnies 2 tight 2 mention Pmsl..... Canny see what Mick Hucknalls problem is on here.... Sounds like something's got him started???..:-)
  12. He did....there off now. That was peanuts though mate. Probably asked the same for a year for sheep as you would get a month for horses. On the plus side the grass got a well needed chew down... bung some stables up "diy" livery £60 a week per stable = RESULT Dont worry mate its defo in my mind for the future. Reckon that will be my retirement plan. Looked into it already and there are folk paying 250 a month for full livery. I think thats basic..stabling, grazing and maybe training area. Nice wee 10 stable set up and happy f*****g days...."if you build it, they will come!"..... some
  13. He did....there off now. That was peanuts though mate. Probably asked the same for a year for sheep as you would get a month for horses. On the plus side the grass got a well needed chew down... bung some stables up "diy" livery £60 a week per stable = RESULT Dont worry mate its defo in my mind for the future. Reckon that will be my retirement plan. Looked into it already and there are folk paying 250 a month for full livery. I think thats basic..stabling, grazing and maybe training area. Nice wee 10 stable set up and happy f***ing days...."if you build it, they will come!".....
  14. He did....there off now. That was peanuts though mate. Probably asked the same for a year for sheep as you would get a month for horses. On the plus side the grass got a well needed chew down...
  15. Who thinks that a spring broken on ma jeep will be covered under warranty...jeep is 2 and a bit year old??

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      PIL

      I think when they see the size of your lab that your lugging around in it the warranty will be well and truly void .lol

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Good shout....better say i keep whippets..:-)

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  16. Just about to say the same thing. FFS cut it out in the open and dont do it anywhere confined like a garage. Some i knew was also killed and the grinder was stuck in the shed roof..... Be careful.... Are you saying don't cut it with a gas torch with a fag in my mouth in the shed? That would be the best bet....but if you have to then make sure you have some suitable liquid to dowse the flames with if it goes up....try petrol....
  17. Just about to say the same thing. FFS cut it out in the open and dont do it anywhere confined like a garage. Some i knew was also killed and the grinder was stuck in the shed roof..... Be careful....
  18. i know what you mean pal, he had a block of 6 stables on his land and one of the people brought a bit of trouble with him and the stables got burnt down, my dad said no more people on the land , some one later asked if they could keep chickens there my dad said yes then said he will let one small field for chickens . i put an ad up for the land and the amount of horse people ringing was unreal . Lucky you.....ive got a 7 acre field here, nicely tucked away in the wood and surrounded with great roads for riding horses and still cant get anyone too take it?..... put it in the for free secti
  19. i know what you mean pal, he had a block of 6 stables on his land and one of the people brought a bit of trouble with him and the stables got burnt down, my dad said no more people on the land , some one later asked if they could keep chickens there my dad said yes then said he will let one small field for chickens . i put an ad up for the land and the amount of horse people ringing was unreal . Lucky you.....ive got a 7 acre field here, nicely tucked away in the wood and surrounded with great roads for riding horses and still cant get anyone too take it?.....
  20. Just the kind of stories I like to hear.... Good on ye mate!!!
  21. Get more traps, get a camera set up, find out who's stealing them and let them know if it happens again they will have knee problems.
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    Shark

    Pmsl..... Typical Scotsman, no even scared in the deeps off the ocean and a shark turns up.Just thinking if Jaws was remade wi a Scotsman as coastguard it would be a short film. "There's a shark in the water, everybody out, OUT!!!"....."f**k off mother f****r!!!" THE END..:-)
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    Paulus...

    a tad late but im pissed so happy days I face booked you this morning... :-)
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    Paulus...

    Happy Birthday ya auld c**t!!!
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