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Lab

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  1. Better of getting it put in to start with....then no one will realise what a big fairy you are...??
  2. Lab

    Cattle

    Well sharks you actually hit them with your stump cause that's all you'll have f****n left.
  3. Hate Xmas.....can't think what to buy anyone. Just find it a right pain in the arse. Look forward to the holidays though...??
  4. Well decided this year we will not do the usual visiting everyone.....wee man should get to play with his toys and everyone can come to me if they wish. As for dinner it's going to be turkey and I'm having a bit venison. Probably gorge myself on prawn cocktail as per usual and struggle with the main. Drinks will commence early as I can...?
  5. Get up in the loft you feckin scrooge ...... think about the brownie points brownie points you aint seen my wife........to fat to in the loft and would only come through the ceiling if she did.....fcuk the brownie points lolFpmsl
  6. a mint one of them is worth over 20 grand these days and the old r5 gt turbo-my brother has the Renault 5 with volvo turbo lump...superbike quick. Photo0386_001.jpgmy worst one to date was my first-mini 1275 gt,distributor cap would come off when you hit a bump and there be no steering or brakes lol-ended up on its roof one evening zfter leaving the road on the way home from tribal gathering. Second was a BMW compact f***ing useless in a frost lol-always swore by subaru and a few other jap manufacturers mitsubishi, daihatsu -owned 4 different foresters and a p1 scooby,fourtrak and non turbo L
  7. Fiat Uno Turbo. Had it a day and had to get a new engine..? Always had something wrong with it. Only good thing was it was a wee pocket rocket and left many a car standing. Good fun.
  8. Vets would be my answer. Records could be easily kept on increasing problems that arising in certain breeds. Pretty straight forward I'd think. Already some have been mentioned which would be a good start.
  9. I totally agree with your live and let live attitude mate......banning things is not the way forward. However I think if the dogs in questions health is at stake then somethings should be looked into. You can still have show comps but the dogs must pushed towards being healthy than being 'good too look at'.
  10. Marshman are you the type to creep up behind someone and smash them when they,re not looking rather than have a straightener ?drawing the box don't why my lot call it that but no I've never hit not expecting it in my life But you would if someone paid you to right ? lol I see where your going but to answer no I wouldn't just sly crack a stranger even if paid . But I would give a hiding or take one face to face Let me ask you now what about people that push buttons on drones or missiles from a safe distance are they not killing strangers ? Killing an enemy in war is totally different t
  11. Nope I wouldn't. A million pound could sure buy a big comfy bed but it would be no use if I couldn't sleep at night.
  12. Problem is with them is they send chaps round to vet your home and I don't really like the idea of too gooders nosing round my dogs etc. And a lot of the bitches are spayed?
  13. Lab

    Eva Braun

    as oppose to where?The vadge. are they not the same?Chuffer means arse. This is amazing...fpmsl. Some f***ing Columbo..?
  14. Lab

    Eva Braun

    How about Helga out of Allo Allo? I wid piss errrr right on er lips
  15. Lab

    Eva Braun

    Of all the gorgeous women out there you pick her....wtf..? I'll pass on the hairy armpits and fanny like an axe wound in a gorillas back thank you very much.
  16. Would have been Keepdiggin that complained the ginger b*****d.
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    Cold Enough?

    If it is Socks will be on to say it's -8 where he is...You soft shandy drinking skirt wearers couldn't handle -7 ... big fanny ....... -7.....pffffft. You mean 'summer' up here!...?
  18. Lab

    Cold Enough?

    If it is Socks will be on to say it's -8 where he is...??
  19. Got to agree.,.if your enjoying this then you will really enjoy Bruce Parrys.."Tribe"
  20. Lab

    Your User Name

    There's a joke in my head somewhere about your username and black bitches but I am too tired to make it work. It probably wouldn't be funny anyway.Promise I'll laugh.
  21. Lab

    Your User Name

    I'm a scientist, was at work at the time and it just came to me.
  22. In what way ???Ok let's start of with pointing out it was a joke.....I've not got a £1000 to offer up for a square go.But you've just made £125 bucks out the mother in law when you could have done that for free. Or don't you like her?... Not at all, mate.She's one of those people who just loves spending money. If anything has the smallest thing wrong with it, she'll get rid and get a new one...she doesn't consult me ! She chucked a whole dinner set out because one of the small plates had a chip. If I said I'd fix something for her, she'd go out and buy a new one before I could have a look any
  23. In what way ??? Ok let's start of with pointing out it was a joke.....I've not got a £1000 to offer up for a square go. But you've just made £125 bucks out the mother in law when you could have done that for free. Or don't you like her?...??
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