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TRY THESE 1) Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2) Are your parents retarded? Cause you're special. 3) My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see meself in them. 5) Your body reminds me of a spanner...everytime I think of you my nuts tighten. 6) You might not be the best looking girl, but beauty is only a light switch away! If them chat up lines fail on the girls.You can use a knife instead you will get laid most nights.
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Thats a big terrier
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Few pics of my pup at welsh game fair
christian71 replied to Patterbull's topic in Earthdogs & Working Terriers
Fecking hell its muddy -
Mk1 Locator box & terrier collar
christian71 replied to CorkyJohn's topic in Optics and Night Vision
Thats what I thought Del, looked through the rules & it says nowt anywhere on this section about stating a price therefore I'm doing nothing wrong Best bet is put it on ebay -
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WEll done young man get your dad to let you get a terrier even better when you dig them
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went into fish and chip shop last night and asked for a fish, the lady behind the counter said it wont be long, iIsaid it better be fecking fat then !
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About half mile away no rain
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Fecking weather men should of gone to work
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Nice them mate hows the one that you booted lol
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I found my missus g spot the woman next door had it
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Weather said it was going to piss all day not had a drop in southport. Is it raining where you are not ?????
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Anyone not seen
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littlejohnny is outside playing with his friend tom he got up and went into his house he said to his dad "whats it called when two people share the same room and one is on top of the other" after some thought his dad replied "its called sexual intercourse son" and with that johnny went out again. a few minutes later he came back in and said "its not called sexual intercourse at all its bunkbeds and toms mum would like a word with you".
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I came home early from work and I could hear my wifes screams coming from the bedroom. I burst through the door to see a man on top of her. She said, "Er .. christian ... er help .. er..er. he's trying to stab me" I said, "Well he's not going to do a lot of damage with his cock. I'll go and get a knife
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When they've been asked what they do for a living, I hate it when women reply with "I'm a stay-at-home mum" or "I'm a housewife" So... You're unemployed then?
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howsewife used to be classed as a profession lol
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Embarrassing Bodies showing the way round a minge
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hahaha top lad cristian71 .amanda wants my kids xxx
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lmfao xxx
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You will have to watch the repeat Embarrassing Bodies 1st
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Mine eats pigeon sh!t. As soon as i open the shed door she sticks it head in and starts eating it
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Pics arn't going to help sell racing pigeons maybe dogs
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when its windy and raining a good time to go check as many you can as often you can YEP PERSISTANT RAIN AND WIND. WILL GROUND THEM, RIGHT PLACE RIGHT TIME, KEEP AT THEM And cold east wind gets them down
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My wife said, "What do you want for your birthday?" I said, "Ooo I don't know ... maybe a blowjob" My wife gave me a wink and said, "I'm sure something can be arranged" said, "Ah brilliant ... here's a list of women I'd like you to ask"
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Theres two types mate Viral meningitis Bacterial meningitis viral your sent home after a few days and told to deal with it with pain killers bacterial has to be treated with antibiotics The sooner effective treatment is given, the more likely a person is to make a full recovery.
