A little boy goes to his father and asks ' DADDY how was I born ? '
The father answers, ' Well, son, I guess one day you will find out anyway !
Your Mom and I first got toegether in a CHAT ROOM on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via E - MAIL with your mom and we met at a CYBER - CAFE.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and GOOGLED each other.
There your mother agreed to a DOWNLOAD from my HARD DRIVE.
AS soon as I was ready to UPLOAD, we discovered that neither of us had used FIREWALL, and since it was to late to hit the DELETE BUTTON,
Nine months later a little POP - UP appeared that said : "