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christian71

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  1. Take the sections out and you will have a single dog run
  2. Sometimes the cats go missing
  3. Spinkle some brewers yeast in the food
  4. christian71

    old films

    Did you watch them alone? would you like to watch them naked with me wilf? i will let you snuggle up to me and hold my hand but thats as far as i go on first dates :kiss: Guess what he does on 2nd dates feck all hes never had one
  5. A little boy goes to his father and asks ' DADDY how was I born ? ' The father answers, ' Well, son, I guess one day you will find out anyway ! Your Mom and I first got toegether in a CHAT ROOM on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via E - MAIL with your mom and we met at a CYBER - CAFE. We sneaked into a secluded room, and GOOGLED each other. There your mother agreed to a DOWNLOAD from my HARD DRIVE. AS soon as I was ready to UPLOAD, we discovered that neither of us had used FIREWALL, and since it was to late to hit the DELETE BUTTON, Nine months later a little POP - UP appeared that said : "
  6. You keep your wanking antics to yourself
  7. Your right mate my bich never regained her figure after having the kids
  8. Phone rings woman answers pervert breaths "have you got a tight bald c@unt?" Woman replies "Yes he's on the couch Who shall i say is calling?

  9. Hope you dig your dogs out quicker than these pics of the parents your digging out lol dont panic butt il put a pic up,no need to rush when digging to the dogs they dont mind the wait lol
  10. Hope you dig your dogs out quicker than these pics of the parents your digging out lol
  11. Here mate 130 pages for you http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/2699-working-bedlingtons-2005/
  12. NIce litter any pics of parents
  13. Put them on today see if we have better luck today
  14. Get your knife out say feck all to anyone get them chipped at a later date
  15. sorry pal there off the phone Zoomed in looking good
  16. I would use an unproven dog if it was a dog from your own line that you did not want to lose
  17. Me to and a slap on the way out.
  18. :wankerzo4: get a life you oxygen thief :wankerzo4: :wankerzo4:
  19. The Moral of the Story... O n elephant and a mouse are walking together through the jungle when the elephant falls into a very large hole. The hole is so large that try as he might, the elephant is unable to climb out. So the mouse says, "Hang around, I'll get something to drag you out with" and leaves. A little while later the mouse returns driving a Porsche and with a rope tied to the bumper bar and he drags the elephant out of the hole. The two friends continue their stroll through the jungle when all of a sudden, the mouse falls into a hole. The elephant immediately stands over
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