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    Lesson 1: Naked Wife A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you £500 to drop that towel.†After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £500 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks
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    :wankerzo4:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C660_Ag1UFk
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    Blackpool
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    A mate in the pub said," I've just realised, your brothers Richard, Harold and Charles are all named after kings." I said, " Yeah, so! What's your point?" He said, " Nothing. It's your round Burger."

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    Change your user name to Roxy and Bear dogs then
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    Tube 8
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    play the game you sad old c**t Ok then f@uck face liverpool
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    Dont hate none like some more than others
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    Worked in the local newsagents & yes had mild autism his mum should of stayed sat down then he could of gone 1 more round and got 75 grand
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    I know his mum told him how long would it take to save 8 grand upshe swayed him
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    Barack Obama attended an elementary school today, to watch the children join in a group discussion about the world's current problems. He said he would love to see more children mass debating.
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    Deal or no deal just go's to show dont listen to your mother
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    Some rats that mate
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    My dog had one last week pulled it out with some twizzers just get as close to the dogs skin as you can and pull
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    Get some ear muffs Ahh I'm very picky about muffs tho you see, just ask ur mrs ;-) Yes she's got a few scars from when she had her op to have her kn@b cut of
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    Get some ear muffs
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    But my mate on here dosnt like it
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    Nice post mate.... Nice post mate.... Nice post mate.... Nice post mate.... i dont know what you mean No dont bother me
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    No scotish can coment on this the to tight to by one(Lab)
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    I won a pound once hope you did not spend it all Well yes bought another scratch card and lost it all in one foul swoop
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    I won a pound once
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    Me and christian would marry, he would bare my children(i already have 3 sons a step son and a newborn daughter ) and live happily ever after(if he like being knobbed, doesnt mind me going out with the dogs all the time, and the lads getting pissed, can cook well(must be on call when im hungry!) and can clean the house daily.. ahhhhh,we would be so loved up Sounds good to me earth lets hope for better look next week and think i will put them on on wednesday a well
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    oh yes mate i thought of that aswell hahah you dirty b*****d i should get a share of that hahaha Not to worry this week not one fecking number you useless bunch of barstools
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