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christian71

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  1. Going to the pub 5th line 32-43-1-49-7-19
  2. Why not mate will put them on tonight shall we start another line i'll start with 32. 5 more 43 32/43. 4 more
  3. Why not mate will put them on tonight shall we start another line i'll start with 32. 5 more
  4. A quick guide on how to bathe a cat: 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.(You may consider this step optional.) 2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo. 3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut. 4. Sit on lid. Cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. 5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse the cat. NOTE: Hold securly to leash attached to cat in toilet. 6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out the door, and slam it shut securly, because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled. 7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry
  5. See how many times lionel messi comes up
  6. YOUTUBE type in cupcake boy.i honestly was killing myself laughing.i just thought it was just another fat american kid,but i read the comments and seemingly there something wrong with the kid and i felt a bit bad for laughing.the reason i didnt share it with you guys.but you make up your own mind mate. Made my mind up you cruel c@nt scot go and stand in the naughty corner
  7. Proof that the Irish discovered Africa
  8. No you wher fecked of for talking shite so be carfull lol
  9. are you a livin thing? Yes 19 are you a human? No 18 Do you have sex with animals?
  10. Do you insert thinks up your bum?
  11. Dont agree. Lets have a dirty protest
  12. How many legs has a centipede?
  13. Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
  14. where in s wales are you mate I would guess at merthyr tydfil
  15. Anyone up for a dirty protest?

    1. Hannah4181

      Hannah4181

      lol . . . dirty f****r needed a bullet, zero use to anyone!

  16. I ate the best meatballs the other day at the Chinese restaurant that's just opened down the road. My friend agreed, he claimed they were they dogs bolloocks.
  17. MY MATES MRS LEFT HIM THE OTHER DAY TOOK HIS SKY TV SYSTEM AND HIS BOB MARLEY RECORD COLLECTION..........NO WOMAN NO SKY

  18. !)"(£*$*%&^<+|?.,%!)&($£"@~}¬;']EARTH!"(£*$*%*&^>{?,.¬TOPNOTCH&!)"(£*$*%^<^:+@{¬|/?LABTASTIC¬)!(>?;'@]=-¬&^"#]BAW)<@?;}¬!>!$%£¬:?@"2b25)!¬("*£&%^$SCTOHUNTER>/'.:@!)¬&$(*&£"JUDGE2010/.,@:?><-=[¬%|./';_=WATCHMAN)_!">?@';,./¬=+THE STIG?/@'(+)!
  19. Mine is because i go to church To be like Christ is to be a Christian. For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the world might be saved through Him. He who believes in Him is not judged; he who does not believe has been judged already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. ... He who believes in the Son has eternal life; but he who does not obey the Son will not see life, but the wrath of God abides on him. John 3:17-18, 36
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