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Yokel Matt

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  1. they look pretty tidy The one i shot were really minging :sick: . They stank to high heaven and it was all i could do to get near enough to them to take the back legs off. Makes me wretch thinking about it. Nice to get some goat shooting over here as i love the meat... did those one honk?
  2. Boat loads mate... and the goats are a major problem as well. I went hunting over there a couple of years ago and shot dozens of them in a weekend (.243 and .22 MAG) and hardley made a dent in them (and that was on a small patch of land). Got a mate who does chopper trips for tourists for most of the year and does a month or so taking culling teams out with a G3! :moil:
  3. Have a good one guys and gals. Hope no one has had any travel nightmares or being driven to the bottle over all the christmas music. Have a great Boxing Day if you're out and about. Catch up in the New Year and here's to hoping those wankers in Whitehall don't pass any more stupid bloody laws for the hell of it. ... and here's an apple for the teacher... Thanks to Ian and the Moderator team for keeping the peace and making sure everything has run smoothly. Catch you all in the new year
  4. There's a lot of sweet n' sour chicken balls there edited spelling ball's up
  5. Imagine the shame of taking them for walks!
  6. Bloody pea-soup here in Brizzel... been the same nearly all day. God knows what its like in the fields, probably won't even be able to see the end of the barrel Fecking cold as well... or maybe i'm just going soft... shiver.
  7. Yokel Matt

    JOKE

    don't know whether to laugh or cry... funny, but with a bitter aftertaste... freeloading b*****ds.
  8. :welcomeani: Bud... look forward to hearing your posts
  9. Nice bag there bud ... must have been a nice morning out. Nice to get a woodcock as well hey
  10. :whistle: Fair-doo's bud... thats a solid effort and very commendable. True dedication there :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up: . Lucky it wasn't chalky / gravelly soil or you would probably still be there! I hope you mate bought you a beer for that one.
  11. After the cavity search (no lube... or latex gloves) he'll probably just ask some basic safety questions... this pillow talk (soft candles and Barry White optional) will probably be quite relaxed... like effective shooting distances for your firearm / quarry, not shooting where you can't see and awareness of shotgun fallout / safe rifle backstop, unloading beofre you jump over a fence ect. Just be your sensible, law abiding, god fearing model citizen... Make sure the safe is ALREADY attached to the wall... and have some toilet paper in the fridge.
  12. Keep a look out for a dyslexic man dressed as Santa around Ipswich... apparently he keeps leaving Prozzies under trees. ... all in good humour... if not taste.
  13. bet you were pissed about that... and low on ammo! I think the standard response when asking them an approximate turnaround time is 'ohh... we've got a bit of a backlog at the moment as we're implementing a new system... around a month." :whistle: I went down the route of flattery on the phone (with a woman i hasten to add :kiss: ) and sang their praises in a covering letter along with my variation app. I also said it was very important and gave some bullshit reason that i can't quite remember.
  14. Don't know about the app cos i did it so long ago... my FAC variation took 3 days from the day i sent it and the guys were really helpful.
  15. Christ... sorry to hear that mate. Hope the jill was ok. Why do people jump to the conclusion that something is illegal just because they don't understand it?
  16. 1. Quickly seal the breast meat in a little butter and place in bottom of a casserole. 2. Splash some (any) wine in the frying pan and stir it round to de-glaze the frying juices and pour this on the breasts. 3. Put some bacon on top of the breasts and cook in a hot (preheated) oven for 20 mins. 4. Take out, crumble some boursin or some other garlic cheese on top and return to oven for 15 mins. 5. Try not to dance on the spot for the last ten mins because its smells so damn good. Eat with anything and a piece of piss
  17. Just got my cancellation notice... bugger. Sorry for wasting everyones time worth a try though hey.
  18. My mates just received a 'cancelled at your request' email for his order ... my account hasn't been debited yet so fingers crossed. May be a publicity stunt but the price is still showing on there.
  19. Sharp 30", 37" & 42" HD ready plasma's for £150 instead of £1500!!! f*****g get in there quick... just got me a 42" worth £1899 in Curry's
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