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albert64

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  1. ffs crusty he's not gay........................ he was just short of baccy
  2. theres enough of the f*ckers there already from what I've seen
  3. or how bucks bred lol Or that "hes a big softie really lucky as hes a big fooker" has he mentioned his bad back
  4. she's got pontoon eyes one's sticking and one's twisting
  5. that was some tough f*cking lezzer
  6. still got all mine...................somewhere
  7. after they've had there feet washed and been checked over had a good rub down with a towel they get a nice warm feed of lamb breast
  8. its great when it happens to someone else isn't it
  9. You take no notice of the non believers crusty, I believe and I've seen a ghost
  10. Seriously.......2 upside doon pies covered in green shite. Have you tried haggis??? how the f**k can you comment on food you fuckers eat square sausage
  11. all I can say is "you'd eat shite"
  12. Just bought a pack of [bANNED TEXT] hexnut said earlier and took them in my mooch don't think they suit my natural catty one bit as couldn't hit anything with them must be a bad batch eh
  13. it's amazing what them hex nuts will kill
  14. the dog looks fit, but you'd best get that fat knacker fit that you have on the shovel
  15. I can just see cushty in the carpet shop "what size room sir" 2 connects x 1 1/2 connects, that's old shape mate
  16. I pointed at one and laughed, he went f***ing ape shit and started chasing the van
  17. fell off the bike..........yeah right you had another good hiding off a girl..........
  18. 5ft 4" with ginger hair, and a bad temper
  19. Haha beacuse they will get taken of in the morning washed and left to dry we don't have a washing machine and I happen to take most of my pictures in the evening as that's when I'm home if I took photos first thing in the moring yould see th sheets however I'm to busy with getting ready to work and doing a hundred and one things out in the years before work to take photos of my bed sheets Washed everyday?! Mine only get changed if I've got a bit of skirt coming round (it's been a fecking long time since they were last changed ) I'm lucky to have the skirt everysingle evening and morning Tho
  20. Why the f**k are you gelling your hair to go to work....I'm guessing you don't work in an office... Says the male model
  21. my wives gonna have to hire a bus to get my wreath in you were only f***ing happy when you were out with that f***ing dog.........
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