I hear they are doing a remake but in this one, the garrison is overwhelmed by Doctors, Lawyers, Teachers and Professors and they teach the British soldiers the importance of taking the knee.
When faced with the reality of their colonialist crimes, the soldiers hand over the garrison, apologise, throw the regimental colours into the river and invite the said doctors and academics round their house to f**k their daughters.
The film ends with a Victorian version of PC World in flames because one of the Zulus didn’t get an appropriate size house on the former garrison ground…….and they