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WILF

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  1. Cracking post Gnasher, and not far from the truth.....
  2. When was it last that they were not f****d then?
  3. Well I just decided to throw caution to the wind and went lamping last night even though it was fairly dark!......
  4. She is making the long trip to "Nico" in liverpool to choose her wedding dress......

  5. He has organised a bare knuckle fight between himself and a pig in the pub carpark...he will be dressed in nothing but his dealer boots, string vest and Farahs.

    He tells me he wont stop untill the pig is dead.....

  6. They were called "hedge mumpers" when i was a kid and they were very much looked down upon.
  7. I am going to rear a pigeon together with a box of cartridges so I can do away with dekoys and buying expensive ammunition!
  8. Err......stay here and pay 150 million in tax or go abroad and save 50 million.....? Let me think about that for a minute..........? lol lol
  9. I havent seen the site but let me take a wild guess.......in areas with loads of scumbags, wogs and pikeys the crime rate will be much higher than in a quiet rural village. Just a stab in the dark......
  10. "1939: Sky Sports News has just shown footage of Avram Grant chatting outside the West Ham training ground (COULDNT AFFORD THE NIGHTWATCHMAN ANYMORE) - and the Hammers boss says the east Londoners could still add "maybe one" more player to the squad before the close of the transfer window. Carlton Cole, however, is staying put, he says,(CHANGING ROOM NEED A NEW COAT OF PAINT) despite links to Newcastle."
  11. He knows I am the beating daddy!

  12. Fools and there money are very easily parted..... As for Carlton cole, just tell me where to send him and I will happily pay his f*****g bus fair!.......
  13. I reckon folk from Stevenage are semi northerners as far as I am concerned!! I have got mates all over the country and I have to say theres not much difference, other than I am obviously much, much better looking that all those ugly c**ts!
  14. hello how old is this dog ? is he bred from scotland way ? cheers He is 4, bred Lacashire area.....his Grandsire is a dog called Beast
  15. My pup leathered one of my old womans chickens the other day, does that count?
  16. Your so hardcore you bummer.....a 4 mile round trip on your BMX to Lidl is as far as I thought you went
  17. Dont take my comment about the lurcher personally matey, opinions are like arseholes, everyone has got one. When the two lurchers were running (and I cant for the life of me remember what colour was what) but one of them was deffo holding back and letting the other do all the graft....it didnt want to know was my very uneducated opinion. I stick by the comment about the fox, that was a pile of shite.
  18. One of the dogs seemed OK, the other should have been shot and the fox in the tree root was an utter clowns turnout.
  19. Your dog sounds a grand little fella, but in my opinion a good big dog will always be more use than a good little dog as it has less limitations. All the same, for what your using him for there is probably little difference.
  20. IMHO, You will "like" old brainy, but you will "love" Mr Full On..............
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