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WILF

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  1. He has got a massive dong and it is shaped like a nana!

  2. At the end of the day its not about Maggie or wether the bad old Tories are making cuts.........for most folks bravado, they only think as far as their pocket. Blair knew this better than anyone, he kept your house prices going up and so no f****r wanted to rock the boat, hardly a word about the facts that: They made it legal for a gay man to have sex with 16 year old boys They made it a crime to tell a joke about a black man or a gay man We had to appologise to every f****r in the world about slavery, the opium trade, the empire....you name it, we had to say sorry They played
  3. No bother at all, we can agree to differ matey......
  4. You bet your arse I want Maggie back, I am sick of 13 years of left wing bleeding heart wasters living off my f*****g hard earned. I will enjoy every moment of seeing all those fuckers suffer the reality of not having the state wipe their arse! Every single Labour government has wrecked the economy when in power, communist principals in a capitalist system.....when do they work out it just wont work. I hope Miliband, Blair, Brown and all the rest of those red anti b*****ds rot in hell!
  5. I dont drink, not had more than the odd beer for nearly 20 years........MOO on the other hand is very embarrasing, a couple of bottles of Budweiser and he is all over you crying and saying things like "I just wish I was English" & "How comes I am not as slim as you" I feel sorry for the poor lad, he just stick to the lemonade
  6. Half them folk are shitting themselves because they may have to get out in the real world and create some profit instead of sitting on their arse waiting for the day that they collect the gold plated penshion that we are all paying for!
  7. Her caravan is perriwinkle blue

  8. MMMmmmm.......you have a real talent there, I would keep it up.......or just stick to getting your knockers out for a living. LOL
  9. I think the toad licking days are over!
  10. This may be a real dumb question, but if they learn to associate this collar with getting a shock and it stops them sounding off, what happens when you pop the Bellman on them?....personally I wouldnt use a shock collar anyway, a bit of work normally keeps them queit forn a few days. Thats why mines a yapper.......lol
  11. Pair of beddy whippets, 19 inch........will catch hundreds, bobs your uncle
  12. They are also some of the nicest people you will meet.
  13. Tackle wary.......sharpen your hooks ya f*****g messer!, I bet you didnt check the points after the casting in and out of that gravel pit/hooking the fish did you? Rank amature, thats all that can be said.......
  14. Pike fishing?.....f*****g pike fishing!!.....shame on you and your gay dog!

  15. Your mate that catches them must be really extreme and awsome, he must be the daddy......in fact in the great words of the man himself "Chico".........I am humbled by his greatness and shirt!
  16. OUCH!...........I bet tubby never thought the thread would turn out like this!! lol
  17. WILF

    peddlers dream

    If I can get my mate to give me a lift.................etc etc
  18. If you have got two grand for car repairs, and 50 grand for chips then you must have 150 quid a year to insure the dog properly.
  19. WILF

    circus act

    My personal favourite is dancing bears..........got to love the way they sway backwards and forwards.
  20. WILF

    peddlers dream

    I am going to cross one with a greyhound and then blather 17 pages of shit about how it was only lads trying stuff out that got us the dogs we have today!
  21. That dog looked very gay and runty, just like its owner really!
  22. How many times to folk have to read the tales of f*****g misery before they spend a fiver a week on some decent insurance? If you are going to own a working lurcher, I dont think a packet of fags a week is too much to insure it gets the very best care in case the worst happen.........if you had decent cover with petplan, you dont have to f**k around with silly small animal Vets who aint got a clue what they are doing......just get the animal referred to the best and bobs your uncle. And if you cant manage to couple of quid a week to look after treatment then at least have the balls and th
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