Well, if they so much as called me a rude name I would go home, dress as a ninja, go to the local Japanese sword maker and have a blade specially made......I would then go off to a mountain retreat for 2 years and train in the art of killing folk.
I would then return to said farm and be dropped in under cover of darkness by parachute, a would set land mines on all entrances to the farm and claymores on trip wires by every footpath (just so as I wouldnt be disturbed).........
I would then slide down the farmers chimney and decapitate him in his bed with my sword, I would then burn his w