truedog2

I had a wet dream over my wife last night.She got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.

The 21st century. where deleting history is more important than making it

The 21st century.

A guy with a gun enters a bar.

Returned MailCan you believe it?They sent my income tax return form back to me!In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependants?"I replied -50,000 illegal immigrants,1000000 Smack heads,30% unemployable people,Too many people in prisons,and 122 idiots in Parliament.

The inventor of the TV remote control died today aged 96!His memorial service is on Friday after which he'll be buried down the back of a sofa.

They say that laughter can cure anything....I don't think it will help erectile dysfunction.

Some people say Money can't buy you happiness.But I'd much rather cry in a mansion.

What's six inches long and won't be getting sucked on valentines day...... Whitney Houston's crack pipe

A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath. I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.

A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath. I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.