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The Seeker

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  1. Bit worrying your gun dealer didn't know that don t you think
  2. A man goes to the doctors he's says "Dr every time I break wind it makes the sound of somone saying Honda" The Dr examines the man and to his surprise when the man does a trouser cough out comes the word "Honda" The Dr says "yep you have an abscess" The man replies "really how can you tell?" "it's easy" says the Dr Wait for it...... "everyone know an abscess makes the fart go Honda" I'll get my coat............
  3. Some of those so called owners are an absolute disgrace f*ckin scum
  4. Fart stories are always funny (sometimes) I have a springer spaniel which is a real bird magnet, he goes most places with me so if im in the boozer I will take him down with me and he lays down at my feet Well a few month ago the music is playing quite loud and I needed a fart so I let rip with a proper loud fart satisfied in the knowledge it was inaudible due to the music. To my horror a young bird behind me says "thanks for that!" Shed only been bent down behind me tickling my dogs belly directly in line with my arse her face caught the full gust..... Not one of my proudest
  5. In a Florida hotel lift when on holiday I was going to reception. The lift was empty and only had one floor left to go so I let go a long silent fart, the type that burns a little as it leaves well the result was a smell which can not be compared to any other it was truley putrid, Anyway I finally reached reception please to be leaving the rotting coffin when a young couple race to the lift and the guy just managed to stick his hands between the doors to stop them from closing and in they go. As the doors were closing with less then an inch gap I heard the sound of retching and the blo
  6. "This time next year Rodders we'll be millionaires!"
  7. I'd rather see a hare, fox, rabbit or deer coursed....far more exciting. The point is some plsces have lots of hares and they need controlling...or some folk like to shoot the odd one for the pot.If you think that's wrong or worse you would vote to ban the shooting of hares( unbelievable) then your deluded. So running dogs on game is more exciting and better for the quarry?Could the 1000s of decent lads with lurchers not put a big enough dent in their numbers,if given the opportunity? Definitely needs to change imo. I would see no problem in that.I do find it funny though that some of you l
  8. Just enjoy it for what it's worth. It's better then "celebritybig dancing factor on ice get me out of here" that's rammed down our throats every weak. So what of it's staged and the three of them are idiots it's just a silly boys show for grown ups.
  9. I hated it,,,,,can't be doing with sound of them,,,,,sounds like they have singer sewing machine engines ,,,,and I hate the new colours,,,,maclaren,,,looks shit,,,,, and I was struggling to see wich car was wich,,,cos of the colours Got to love the Williams/Martini livery though Tomo? I hope the sound grows on me we will see.
  10. Im a person who shoots and for dogmen to critisise shooting men is not very conducive to hunting is it. Never shot a hare and never will not because I'm against it just something about it personally to me. If others want to shoot hares then crack on as long as the numbers are not excessive. Wholesale slaughter of any creature does not sit right with me. P.S No skill in running dogs any how
  11. "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much."
  12. Wow that burden must be a heavy thing to carry round all day..
  13. they can get adult pull ups for issues with incontinence I blame Thatcher
  14. I cannot believe some of the comments on here The antis are rolling about pissing themselves....
  15. Ouch....Now that is an advert for why I wouldnt want it done
  16. Your damn right I dont agree with the bank bail outs, IMO they should have been held accountable for the damage they have brought upon this country. The difference between the bank bail out and the coal mines is we cant live as a nation without them, without the banks the country is not just thousands more signing on it is completly dead, without the coal mines there were and are other alternatives, however bitter the alternatives they were other options.
  17. That's just it, I'm not the one saying a non profitable coal industry should have been subsidised by public money, certainly to the tune of £1.2 Billion a year!. I don't deem it acceptable. If you think I'm having a go at miners I assure you I'm not, I just object to a victim and blame culture where everything is the fault of Thatcher or the Torys, not the fact that the pits were unprofitable or the Unions were arrogant or the previous Labour governemnts closed more pits than she did. I agree with you on foreign aid it's ridiculas giving billions to other countries such as India when the
  18. . You entertain me why do you think there is 30 year rule on the release of documents From goverment Answers please Im glad you are entertained, i admit i find some of your posts equally amusing. There is a 30 year rule to allow us to see governent documentation without it we wouldn't get to see it, the public records act was in 1958 your not going to pin this one on Thatchers govt also are you?
  19. What a great idea cheers stig I will give this a go
  20. So what did you think? Those engines sound weird. Could make for some good racing this season.
  21. Because their was other jobs to go to with in the industry when thatcher decided to shut the pits all in one go their was f**k all jobs in these areas to fall back on thats why men like me stood their ground and put up a fekin fight unlike the people today who are happy with their situation no matter how much the politicians keep shiting on us. OK I ask again how much tax payers money is acceptable as a subsidiary before the pits should have been closed ? The same amount thats used now to prop up companys thats makeing millions in profit wile most of their workforce are claiming tax
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