RicW
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Whay-up surry! We thought yer were did!
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Mate of mine always had 48 pints ready to drink Sunday. 8 pints a night, then out on the piss Saturday.
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A vicar is telling his bishop about a scandalous event in his church. He went into the belfry and found one of the bell ringers stark naked with a bell rope wrapped round his dick. The bishop said: " I trust you berated him with great severity?" The vicar said: "Oh no, I never said a word. I just tolled him off"
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ricW i hope you don't think i was taking anything personal mate, and i hope i did'nt come across that way, i love shit jokes (whats blue and orange and lies on the bottom of a swimming pool a baby with burst arm bands) On the contrary bro! I'd been handing it out so it was great that you gave some back. Some people are just so-o-o touchy. ATB, Ric
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I cannot claim to speak from experience of the scopes, but I have used Nikon cameras. With due respect to those advocating European glass, Nikon lenses are at least the equal of any other, superior to the great majority. The build quality is similar. They build them for the press snappers and they are paparazzi proof! I just had a look in Guntrader and there is a Monarch III, 3-12 x 42 for sale s/hand at £285. The guys who have posted in about their Nikons all seem to be well chuffed. Just a thought. Ric
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What do you get if you cross a Greyhound with a raccoon? A small furry animal that climbs trees and seats 60 people. Thing is, as far as I'm concerned, DON'T take it personally, and if you can't take it don't hand it out. Mind you, my gorilla looks a bit pissed off right now . . .I told a mate of mine that I had a pet gorilla. He asked me "Where does he sleep?". I said "where he wants to"
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Ok. This one really pushes the envelope. Travelling fair in Wales, has a stall which says "Make my donkey laugh and win TEN POUNDS. Taff goes up, walks up to the donkey, whispers in its ear. The donkey laffs like a drain. Stall holder pays over the 10 quid, asks Taff what he said. Taff says "Oh I told him I've got a bigger dick than he has" A year later the fair comes back. This time the sign says "Make my donkey cry and win 20 pounds". Taff goes up, hides behind the curtain, a few moments later the donkey bursts into tears. Stall holder hands over the 20 notes, asks Taff what he said. Taff
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Hey guys, if any one is really offended I apologise. It just seemed to me to be such a daft joke that no-one could take it seriously. You could switch it round and make the English guy out to be the thicko - and as an Englishman I've been on the receiving end a few times - or you could make it a Polack joke with latke in his box, a Yiddisher joke with schnitzel, a Kraut joke with pumpernickel . . . No offence intended to anyone. Ric
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John - Still funny though! Just played your "Goats don't Shave" track. That wee guy is one MEAN fiddle player!
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If they're in good nick about £3-£4 each, apart from Elton John. You'ld have to pay to get rid of that! The others would sell at about a fiver retail
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There's these three guys on a site, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Monday morning come lunch break they all sit down, open their snap. The Englishman says "right thats it. Any more boiled egg sarnies and I'm gonna chuck meself off the roof. If my old lady don't sort this out I'm gone" The Scotsman checks his box and says "If I get oatcakes once more that's it. If she dinna sort this oot I'm off the roof." The Irishman looks in his box, and says" If I get boiled praties once more I'm off the roof" Next day they open their snap boxes. The Englishman says "Now that's more like it
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Unemployment in the building trade has been riseing for the last five year due to the influx of cheap labour from eastern europe thats a fact you dimmo Poacher - if that is the case then I agree the situation merits investigation. What I wanted to get over, though, is that 1.) Construction is at a standstill because of the weather. 2.) When work starts on the infrastructure for the Olympics there will be a temporary spike in the workload for the industry. This will be shortlived. In the meantime there will be no drop in demand for normal work. Does it make sense to teach people just for
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Current laws in england allow use of .223 for munty and CWD, with a 50grains bullet. Ug Any .220 cf, as you say min 50gr expanding bullet, 1000ft.lbs. so .223 perfectly ok PROVIDED your FAC is conditioned for deer Ric
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Whatever. I love your music
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Nik - the problem with marriage has always been that a man marries a woman believing that she won't change. She does. A woman marries a man believing that he will change. He doesn't. RicW
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On the other hand, if it turns out to be a bitch you could call her DougLass . . . RicW
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Kristian - It might be worth pointing out to the lad that whilst possession of up to an ounce for your own use has been decriminalised, a caution still goes on your record. Try getting a SGC or FAC with that on your dossier. Possession with intent to sell carries a 5year stretch. If he got pulled with a few gramme wraps the fuzz and the court would regard that as prima facie evidence of intent to sell. RicW
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Didn't the bstaards look pleased with themselves? Made my knuckles itch. Choudary claimed that the verdict was a blow against free speech, while his supporters held up a banner saying "Islam will rule the world. To hell with freedom" They use our constitutional freedoms in their attack on the whole Western concept of freedom.
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Brown rats, rattus norvegicus, are about 8" long nose to tail. Dodgy little fugpigs. The original British rat, rattus rattus, is a wonderful creature. Up to 18" long from nose to the base of it's tail and a really handsome creature. Jet black, very clean in it's habits, and won't take any crap from anyone. I love 'em!
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Brown rats, rattus norvegicus, are about 8" long nose to tail. Dodgy little fugpigs. The original British rat, rattus rattus, is a wonderful creature. Up to 18" long from nose to the base of it's tail and a really handsome creature. Jet black, very clean in it's habits, and won't take any crap from anyone. I love 'em!
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Don't tempt me. .204, 50gr, 4200fps, flat trajectory, . . . 12 x 42 Scope . . . Ah well, chance would be a fine thing
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Maybe a daft question... are foxes Canibals??
RicW replied to blackfox's topic in Rimfire, Centrefire & Shotguns
Nic - Then why are we falling out? I suspect that you and I have a lot more views in common than we have disagreements. Chill out bro. -
Maybe a daft question... are foxes Canibals??
RicW replied to blackfox's topic in Rimfire, Centrefire & Shotguns
What a load of crap. If your referring to the fact that POLAR BEARS wont eat cubs or slow adults mate then you need to watch a bit more discovery channel.Well known fact when food is scarce .As to foxes eating their own kind i've no doubt about it but no first hand experience of it as i incinerate all carcasses as a good bloke should I am refering to polar bears eatting their young due to shrinking polar ice caps as a total load of steaming shyte. It is however known they do kill them adn I'm sure they dont eat their own due to hunger...the males eat the cubs of other polar bears. -
Yup. 10 years for membership and there is a list of different names they have used in the past, and a clause saying that if they try to use another name for the same organisation that name goes on the list. The fuzz may play pat-a-cake but MI5 don't muck about.
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It's also worth considering that the great majority of prisoners are in for "major crimes" like not paying speeding fines, or shoplifting a few quid's worth of food to feed the kids. I know a guy who was 62 when he was banged up for non-payment of poll tax. We send people down for stuff that in Europe would be dealt with by a fine, deducted from benefits or wages.