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I'm not arsed what woman sheep's are interested in, we need fertility. When I first met my ex mrs she was tossing off sheep. They stick an electric probe up their bums....called an auto ejeculator....this gives em a shock , they then jizz into a cup which is tested for fertility. As it turns out she was an expert at collecting from the local farmers as well. Pm me for the tramps number
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Hows that's sick? He wants em for breeding so we got to see their spuds! I don't need to see how cute their faces are ??
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Can we see photos of their bollocks? It's the only way to choose
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Hunt report I crouched in the twilight of the abandoned mill, the liquid flith seeping through my real tree underpants. As I looked into the gloom I lowered the un illuminated reticule of the cheap scope on my selected prey. Unable to ever work out 'hold over' or 'hold under' I simply aimed for the middle of the pigeon shaped blob. Just then I realised my selected prey was facing away from me, unable to be arsed waiting for it to present a better target I simply aimed for its arsehole, knowing the power of my rusty .22 hw95 would smash its way through my preys body and still take it out.
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20ftlb of .22 eley wop
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Probably a few winged ones flapping around a local town centre this morning
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We have a dormer bungalow and the upstairs bedrooms are freezing in winter and like an oven in winter. I'm trying to address it with insulation etc. One of the rooms isn't to bad because the chimney breast runs through it and that takes the edge off the cold in there. The other bedroom is the worst. Now I'm not over bothered because my son who sleeps in there is one sweaty kid. Honestly even in winter he just sleeps in boxer shorts, once he's in bed he's plenty warm enough. We have the logburner on downstairs, open all the doors and I reckon we will go through winter hardly needing the heating
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I wouldn't change anything. Really happy with where I am and what I've built. Wake up at 8am to coffee in bed, walk the lad to school, over the field with the dogs. Leave for work at 9.30....try and get knocked off for 3.30-4. Every day something different. Loved keepering and hunt service and if I had 2 lives then one of them would be back doing that....but I don't.....so I can now hunt shoot and fish once a week anywhere in Britain. I don't say any of this in a bragging way, I know things can change in a heartbeat and things might fall to pieces tomorrow. Hard times are coming and
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Lover not a fighter ??
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Managed 2 days veggi last week! Trying to eat veggi or only meat that I know where it came from. Either game, fish, meat from local farm etc. I'm not going stupid with it and if I'm invited to a BBQ I'll smash the cheap sausages along with everyone else. Same if I'm hunting or fishing or hungover then I'm in the cafe for a fry up ?
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I'm sure everyone will pay ,I was only takin the pis. Think they were waiting for the link.
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Bloody hell didnt know I could pay ont never never.....I'd of kept bidding on those knives if I'd know we could have credit terms ?
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Mushroom Burgoyne (don't know how to spell it) full of own carrots and courgette. With kale, baby sweetcorn and cauliflower mash
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Scousers and ethnics are quite similar in many ways . Both have a victim mentality. Like when the kid got shot the other day, had some Micky mouser on the news saying nobody was coming forward with info because they don't trust the police.
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100's of people in the area....not one saw anything or giving information....this of course is the fault of the police who must do more to gain the respect of the 'community' #fckdapolice
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"Child that will never meet his dad" Statistically he would only of met him briefly anyway.....
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Looks like a sanitary towel and your potatoes are covered in jizz.
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My bums been ok for a while now pal....hows yours?
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I once released a grey squirrel. I had been paid to pick up a cage trap the customer had caught it in, take it away and dispatch the squirrel. Terrace house , town centre so said I'd take it away and shoot it rather than doing it there . Got to the house around 12 ish and the daft fecker had gone to work and left it on his door step since 8.30am and it was pisssing down. The only reason nobody had phoned the RSPCA is because it was paki town and the rag tag procession of smackheads, arabs and Eastern Europeans had simply had a poke at it or let their dogs have a bark. Anyway the poor sod
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Mate picked me up at 5am to go hunting with the Pennine hounds at edale. Came on the radio as we were reversing out of my street.
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Your arguing about fck all. It doesn't matter if co2 is good, bad or indifferent. China just built 3 more coal fired power stations while we continued to fill their order books for things we could produce, only now it also needs transporting around the world. Smoke and mirrors
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It seems our very own sandymere is standing for election
