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  1. what was a couple poofs in a smart car doing at your house then They were down the road mate lol
  2. My bitch I have now as a pup when she was learning the ropes was slipped on a bunny which made cover and that was the last I saw of her that night, one of the windiest nights Iv ever been out on. She made her way home and was picked up by a couple of poofs in a smart car and took to the local police station!!
  3. I have a couple terriers on redmills racer and minced chicken and they do fine, fit, good muscle and good coat.
  4. Best thing I ever did was getting myself a Mac Pro!!! More ram than you could ever need and space for 4 hard drives that I have plus an external one.
  5. He said "it was like a struggle for my life" haha brilliant! I could imagine if he was attacked by a mastiff whiles taking a dump it might have been a bit of a struggle but a fox ffs...some blokes are complete jessys.
  6. Some towns might be but Essex is a big county!
  7. All of London is coated in foxes, see more than cats! Romford is Essex though isn't it...??
  8. At least if you do pop your clogs you know your insides are proper clean!!
  9. Someone needs to ram a badger up his hoop and see how cute he thinks they are then!!
  10. This kind of incident happens all the time all over the UK, makes me laugh at some of the shite people spout about bullbreeds though!! I know full well what mine is capable of and what is likely to make him lose his cool!! I'm constantly asking people to put their dogs on a lead even though my boy is extremely social and a steady dog. But I know if their dog was to give it he'd finish it, and in the eyes of the general public that have read all the horse shit in the papers etc I'd be at fault for owning a bull breed. When in actual fact thats bollocks, they should like me have their dog un
  11. Bit late to be putting him back together lol
  12. j1985

    Pranks.....

    Used to work with a few painters when I was about 18 or so, they were notorious for windups!! First day I opened a tin of paint to find a shit on top, they once hid the t bags on a high shelf and by this time I was aware of the levels of nastiness involved in their pranks so instead of sticking my fingers in and grabbing a few out I got the whole box down to find two massive shit in it, then one put a shit behind a rad so when I rolled behind it I brought up a shitty roller and was left with a shitty wall. Then one told my dad and really done a good job of making him brlieve that they caught m
  13. That's a proper nice, strong Patt there bushing lad!!
  14. My left leg is infact a giant penis!
  15. j1985

    Fat People

    It really is that simple and that easy!! It's getting the fat lazy stubborn c**ts to do it that's the hard part lol
  16. j1985

    Fat People

    A old mate of mjne when we was younger had a seriously fit misses, proper fit not fat at all!!! Every time he got drunk tho he kept saying he really likes fat girls and wants to be with a fat girl lol Didn't see him for a bit as he had moved to Great Yarmouth, but when I see him next he was with a humongous fat ugly mess who was so fat her ear lobes where like 1/4 pounders!!! What makes it better is he's a a 5'5" speccy skinny as f**k gimp haha
  17. I was expecting some serious gore!! you let me down.....
  18. Yeah happened a while back, still put a smile on my face again though! If you read what he done to that poor girl it will turn your stomach, he deserved to be skinned alive the sick c**t.
  19. j1985

    Hahahaha

    Wish my dog had a strong tail!!!!
  20. Ebay link http://bit.ly/10tRvhK
  21. A Kong, indestructible!! Well meant to be... You can fill it with a bit of peanut butter whack it in the freezer and it will keep a dog occupied for ages trying to chew it out.
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