Caught short in my shed one night and couldn't be arsed to go to the house. Laid one on a newspaper and put it outside to dispose of later. Being the fleck wit I am forgot about it and the spaniel found it the next morning. Chewing it like a toffee she was lol. That night the dog was in the house and the mrs says " the dogs breath stinks, sort it out", as its licking her face.......well feck me I was in stitches and she's saying "what ? What ?" .........lol...when she fecks me off I have a sly smirk to myself !!!!!