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    Binoculars.

    Come on now...no one is buying that...We all know you don't have much going for you Let's look at the stats....your buying an EV....your a vegan...you live in south Yorkshire...you own an Akita....and just when we thought you might become a man cos you were getting a lurcher...f**k me you got a saluki....you work for British rail....and now you have a hard on for binoculars....bet you got a pride flag...all very gay
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    Binoculars.

    Elon and the Hubble....lol..that's funny
  3. TOMO

    Binoculars.

    He reminds me of John cullshaw doing Ross Kemp ....."we got the hell out of there"
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    Binoculars.

    Photos when he drove past ...at speed..lol
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    Binoculars.

    Tuff talk for a tesla driving seed eating vegan...lol
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    Binoculars.

    See ...Man binoculars....in a Man's vehicle
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    Binoculars.

    Keep up young fella....not worked the doors in two years....got fed up having to slap the Granny out of goby c**ts from south Yorkshire....
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    Binoculars.

    Yawn.....tell me more I can't wait
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    Accents.

    I was in your city last week at the docks...its quite nice down there to be fair...
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    Starmer

    That one in Birmingham...the council came straight out and painted over it....comments were savage on line.....about them not collecting bin bags and sorting pot holes
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    Tiny Home 2.0

    f**k off...more interesting than you driving to binocular shop...lol
  12. TOMO

    Binoculars.

    Posted at the same time ...lol
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    Binoculars.

    Anyway I know what's next... A pic of the binocular shop as you drive past at speed
  14. TOMO

    Binoculars.

    Hang on a minute let me just take a pic of the inside of my van....I'm off to buy a pint of milk....lol
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    Binoculars.

    f**k me is this thread still going.... And nobody gives a f**k your driving over to the binocular shop
  16. Beautiful is that Dai...where is it...? And how many people have died since you arrived...lol
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    Tiny Home 2.0

    Got to say I'm shocked...I would have thought advice from a British rail employee about construction and building would be invaluable.....
  18. I had a root canal done a few year ago...the dentist asked me if I wanted metal or white ...I asked which was cheaper as it's a back tooth....she says metal....OK that's what I want....f**k me was I surprised when it was all done...I thought it would be like them grey fillings...nope...I look like a Gangsta...f***ing gold tooth for fucks sake...wife started speaking patois to me...lol
  19. Is that the Humber....
  20. It don't look like a pure does he...
  21. You keep putting this random post up.... Are selling it or something....if so why not just say
  22. Midge and mosquito bites....red hot water as hot as you can stand without scolding directly on the bite...works a treat at stopping it from itching
  23. I see someone use that diatomaceous earth for cockroach....it was fecking useless...
  24. When he was at mine I would exercise my other dogs behind my van down the lane...do 3 ...4 mile up and down... So I thought I take the c**t with me in the van ...get him used to traveling in vehicles ready for his big journey to Spain with mush... f**k me what a chew on that idea was...would he f**k stay in the back of the van....straight on the front seat paws on the dash board watching the others trot by the van...then he starts getting boisterous jumping about whilst I'm trying to drive all over me screaming to be out with the others...after about a mile of the c**t doing my head
  25. TOMO

    Binoculars.

    Not true without a photo...
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