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  1. So with you being a cockney geezer with your fingers in different pies....who got to be the spiv....
  2. So who's capting mainwaring.....socks or stiffy...lol
  3. Kelly's hero's that film ...old classic
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    monkey

    It's probably got virus X....or Ebola
  5. Only if you play by the rules.......
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    French Farmers

    Big drive for proced foods. veganism..and lab grown shite
  7. f**k me that's dry...love it..lol
  8. That north south friendly thing.... Don't know about the North West as Dido mentions....but the on all my travels the people from the North East are definitely the friendliest....in the uk
  9. So hull uni is full of mentally retarded.....like the rest of hull then......
  10. For me it was always a bit of a head f**k dealing with aggressive women most of them you could deal with just by restraint but I have seen quite a few get laid out by door lads....and even though some of them deserved it....there were others where it didn't need to go that far....I can honestly say I never hit any....however I have been hit by plenty lol....but it was an occupational hazard...most birds can't hit that hard... I stopped working doors last summer ...but not long back one pissed middle aged women slapped me whilst I was being extremely polite and helping her to leave....of c
  11. My story was similar in as much as she had found out I was cheating on her....she called me to take her keys back....I got there she was stood outside give me the keys...I gave them to her...she said come inside to talk...I walked in ...she followed then locked the door......I remember thinking bugger as she locked the door...this ain't going to go well....30 seconds later I'm dripping in petrol
  12. Have you ever had an ex chuck petrol on you and stand there holding a lighter screaming at you .... Got to say my arse cheeks were puckered a tad....head to toe dripping in petrol
  13. f**k me mate that's shit...
  14. At 56 they might not let me... But I would join the home gard....don't panic
  15. The little black bitch would be queen of the fens mate.....if I dared go there...she's a proper slop monster...lol
  16. Was a great night to lamp last night ...blowing a gale and a big rise in temperature like that is always great for lamping rabbits... I was out shooting rabbits last night ...in fact every night this week... Felt a bit sorry for one buck rabbit....I just dropped his mate...for him to run a few yards then come back and try to shag his mate....wouldn't leave her alone the dirty fecker lol....watched him for a good two mins trying every which way to mount his dead mate...just watched him through the NV...then laid him to rest... Dropped the 100 yarder last night for the first time
  17. No amount of botox is going to make you any prettier stiffy...
  18. Beautiful that one kanny
  19. He's just done another video mac...saying that piano has now been cordoned off and two guys guarding it ....for fucks sake
  20. No thanks mate....cows eat grass...I eat cows ...that's the way nature intended
  21. Weatgrass smoothie......
  22. Any of you lot seen the utter nonsense that's going on with the Chinese.... If you don't want to smash your laptop or throw your phone at the wall don't watch it.. Can't load it on this work phone though
  23. I've got the makita one double battery job..not a bad little saw but I've only used it a few times
  24. Watched American underdog yesterday good film about a yank footballer who came from the none league team..and won a superbowl....
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