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  1. mushroom
    I know someone who has a pup out of this sire. Apparently it is getting there but it's a first class wanker not sure how many times it's come that close to a bat and nail but I could hazard a guess it's a few :laugh: Achmed you whiny prick :laugh:
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    Heard something along them lines myself. if that's the case I'm gonna start eatin dog long live President Hu Jintao :laugh:
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    I know this works on some types of reptile (definitely crocs, alligators etc) not sure about birds though.
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    If you don't know what your doing or your worried...... vets is the only answer
  5. mushroom
    Nah that wa dogfox who soiled himself :laugh:
  6. mushroom
    How the fuuck does it get like that If I saw/felt even the tiniest lump that is fixed (IE it doesn't move when you push it as gristle or fatty lumps can) I'd be straight to the vets and no would not be an answer I would take
  7. mushroom
    Dogfox off here and me were out last season when a fookin fox crept up to within 10' behind us and gave a ball retracting scream which caused two fully grown dogs and men to spin round on a penny and hug each other :laugh: :laugh: well he hugged me :kiss: I'm a real man I just sobbed quietly :laugh:
  8. mushroom
    double post
  9. mushroom
    DO NOT LET THE ARSEPCA anywhere near the bird they are thick as shit and twice as stupid they WILL kill it and it will be an unfortunate accident that will be blamed on you Talk to the falconry lads of here I would suggest having a word with Jasper the mod or Derek canning on the legal implications
  10. mushroom
    Yes but believe me it is fuucking well annoying :laugh: I piss of the whole office everyday Just type in hunting horn into the search box mate http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/342445/banjo-ringtone/
  11. mushroom
    I most certainly concur but get a proper one not a shitty barreled kc effort staffs are brilliant bushers, cracking prey drive and most of all intelligent (well mine is lol) bull terriers are cracking dogs but can lean towards ignorant and pig headedness plus they aint the gentlest of dogs much better suited to pre-ban hunting but hey ho there is always exceptions to the stereotype :laugh: my old bullterrier would annihilate anything in her path fur, feather or skin she was ultra racist and couldn't stand anyone wearing a motorcycle helmet as the ex nearly found out lived until she was 17
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    ffs moll :laugh: I heard about this off...... but I didn't believe it at first not that....... is a liar or anything just thought if it was mine the dogs would be fine whilst I was in the room but the second I left to make a brew or something there would be carnage :laugh:
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    Kick his head in whatever you do don't let the fezzer nip him or it'll be curtains
  14. mushroom
    Deer mate
  15. mushroom
    A liner is a big nasty ferret that will push any other ferret off it's underground kill. Usually a string is tied to the fezzer with evenly spaced knots to give an estimation of depth and it is only entered when it is believed the fezzer already in has laid up with a kill
  16. mushroom
    For a start it's also illegal to allow your dog to chase deer :wallbash:
  17. mushroom
    It's close to midnight ow an something evil's lurking in the dark Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed everybody... the zombie dance as one now :laugh:
  18. mushroom
    From the same area, who also has a big black question mark over his head ............ Off to the airgun section..... Must be the dog lads and lasses never argue :laugh:
  19. mushroom
    Could be owt mate a nip of another ferret scratch from the cage etc I usually lance them with a hypodermic needle and squeeze the crap out. Then I clean with hibiscrub and then rub antibiotics into the remaining wound, repeating everyday for a week Always fixes it PS do not try this with a hard to handle fezzer it WILL end in carnage :laugh: If it's a difficult fezzer get someone to help you
  20. mushroom
    no mush i assure you theres no connection This guy sounds a right cuunt hope ya get ya gun back mate well mate somebody is paying him a visit today and taking my gun back and posting it back to me tomorrow but i'm still seriously considering getting on the train myself and dealing with it myself Not on open forum mate I would have already gone there and dealt with it some right cuunts coming out of the woodwork at the moment must be a full moon or something oh that's right it is
  21. mushroom
    no mush i assure you theres no connection This guy sounds a right cuunt hope ya get ya gun back mate
  22. mushroom
    flmao :laugh: :laugh: He always was a cuunt
  23. mushroom
    Wonder if there's any connection to another 1989 person
  24. mushroom
    Seems a very strange request from a hunter on open forum There are some videos on the British Pathe website from the time it was legal but it has been illegal in the UK since 1981and we ALL follow that act to the letter
  25. mushroom
    RFYL, I think Artic and me are being very civil, not bickering, just a bit of harmless difference of opinion. Artic, just spent twenty minutes on the old 'dog and bone' with my mate. We had a good laugh. happy Hunting...JD Believe me my mate. He isnt.. You'd get more out of a russian that Artic. lol. He knows whats good for him and his land. Yeah jd i know you were, i didnt mean you were bickering. There are folk who know the where abouts thats all. And dont give a shit about conservation.(i meant in real life jd, not on here..) Artic is a sound guy, and very knowl
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