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  1. mushroom
    Er Wrong!!! I have proved this on several occassions Cans explode in the freezer as surely as a concrete paving slab with explode when used as a charcole fire pit base :laugh:
  2. mushroom
    Anybody ever seen the rare Oozlum bird?? My favourite has to be the little wren, love seeing them or maybe the hunters friend the robin not exactly uncommon but my favourites
  3. mushroom
    He's just a great big tart when he perceives that he's being chastised in anyfookinway :laugh: Show the git a river/sea/something to chase and watch his balls grow
  4. mushroom
    Guess that as the water in the beer turned to ice it expands forcing some of the beer out. It's called expansion
  5. mushroom
    :laugh: Does not surprise me, you can buy a spear fishing license here in Decathalon ffs
  6. mushroom
    And profiteroles
  7. mushroom
    mushroom: unless the dog genuinely had a phobia about water, I'd hardly call this making it fearful. There is a big difference between a bit of non painful negative reinforcement and really frightening a dog. I'd sooner try the water treatment than bung a shock collar on the dog and really cause it pain, or storm up to it screaming and kicking it. It is the surprise of getting the water in its face, combined with the 'be quiet' command which lets the dog know that you don't like it making a noise. All mine have had the 'water treatment' at some stage in their lives, and they certainly don't ac
  8. mushroom
    No offence intended here I respect Skycat's opinion as much as the next guy but.... I find it a wee bit hypocritical that she writes in the CM that and I quote "the idea you can get the best out of a dog by making it fearful is thankfully a thing of the past" So the wee buggers love a cup of water thrown in their face do they??? Not that I disagree with the water/acid/kick in't balls trick mind
  9. mushroom
    Get this photo out there on as many social networks as poss make sure you put the area/time etc also send it to all press agencies, then top it off with an official police complaint citing you want this clown to receive the same justice as every other Tom, Dick or Harry in the UK. obviously it was your passenger who took the photo Boils my piiss I lost my license due to a right jobsworth copper who's own partner told him infront of me that he was a nob, I failed to catch the cnut giving me a lift home doing 120mph down a 60 dual carriage way because my phone didn't have a camera woul
  10. mushroom
    Get it sent to the press
  11. mushroom
    Yep they do Where I used to live I had loads of permission and made myself well know to the local police, parish commity etc due to regularly walking around the area late at night either carrying a gun, dead animals or both one female copper didn't like what I was doing and at a parish meeting said so she was told by her superior officer to leave me well alone bonus, but everytime she passed me whether late at night or during the day she would eyeball the fuuck out of me until one day in a local field that had a footpath going through it I was training the staff with the starter pisto
  12. mushroom
    There was a page on FB that was for people to give stuff away on have a search
  13. mushroom
    lol some eastern Europeans were caught doing the bread and loop trick here not so long ago with the pinkfooted geese in Ciudadela park daft fuuckers were trying it on in full view of tourists ffs :laugh:
  14. mushroom
    Met a couple of decent guys and gals off here and some I was mistaken about and tbh they could say the exact same about me Frankly going through life you'll always meet people you just cannot get along with, on the other side you sometimes meet someone and think yeah this person is ok then find out the total contrary later on Shroom
  15. mushroom
    i once had a pup grab a chinese by the arse, didn't know how to finish the job as she was only about 10 months and put the deer up by accident. by the time i got there the poor critter was pretty shredded and i didnt even have a pocket knife on me. by straddling the body with my whole weight on it and twisting its neck (using the end of the muzzle to get leverage) i managed to dislocate it, just by twisting an inch at a time then resetting my grip and another inch and so on. took several minutes and had to twist virtually a complete revolution and it was really difficult and all in all a very
  16. mushroom
    Obviously I have never done it but if I had to then personally I think I would find it easiest to put the knife in behind the wind pipe and cut out wards.......if I had ever seen a friend of mine dispatch then they may have said they didnt like the method just described and they always put the knife in at the base of the skull a sever what I would guess would be the cerebral cortex.........but never having seen it, its all just speculation matey or could just do the artery
  17. mushroom
    Stay away from anyone who says "it's dark here isn't it" or "I'm scared, hold me"
  18. mushroom
    Tell ya hubby to throw the feckin hammer at the fuuckers back next time, it's an easy enough target then fuuck the scroat up
  19. mushroom
    Pliers mate :laugh:
  20. mushroom
    Supposed to p!ss it down here
  21. mushroom
    I thought that was the case
  22. mushroom
    What alongside the Mussies?? :laugh:
  23. mushroom
    never herd of thate mate it does have antiseptic propertys though be alright sticking henna up your nose LOL it would dye your nose green red or orange LOL it is a mild antiseptic and also used as a hair dye Funnily enough I just spoke to the girl who was telling me about it and she said it was if you used too much too often on your skin it can make you ill :laugh:
  24. mushroom
    Is £20-30 considered expensive?? I'd say so.
  25. mushroom
    FLMAO :laugh: what an image
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