mushroom
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So did South Hams shag a snowman or not?
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Funnily enough I changed my LinkedIn status to looking For new opportunities recently and the first msg I got was from an Amazon recruiter, offering me the chance of 80k + relocation expenses to move to Germany as basically a warehouse manager (I’m guessing the beady cnut who grasses to the next level up lol). Commerce will always continue mate
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She did.. once I’d finished with her ? She spat on it like a porn star, then started a row! Like I said…. Austrian ?
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His gaydar? Won’t be much use out there ?
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Don’t be, it was just a bit of rusty sheriff’s badge action
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Under these conditions and that sort of war, isn’t it the norm that you sign up until the jobs done?
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We still haven’t resolved the snowman debate Kan!
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Anyway… Now we’ve established that I am not a midget, as that jock streak of piss likes to tell everyone… Did SHH really shag a snowman? ?
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No likes left ????
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Ain’t nothing average about me
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FUUUCK lol 5’ 7 7/8”
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I don’t wanna know how you found that so fast
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Do you mind! ? We are discussing far more important topics like my height and SHH shagging a snowman ?
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I’m 5’7/8” ? Ffs!
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Will you stop telling people I’m a dwarf ya cnut ???
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Funnily enough she did look a bit like her, just with blonde hair ? Let’s be serious now!…. Aye, right up to the tatties mate ?
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Oh she was ruined… I still have the video evidence somewhere ?
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So he did fuuck a snowman then? ?
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Kerosene and chip oil mate ?
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He meant the ex mrs, twat breath ?
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Actually she wasn’t. Her mum, dad and brother were all over 6’… she had short legs ?
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I’ve had my fair share… All I can advise is, stay away from Austrian women ?
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I’m quite insulted by that Mack?
