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mushroom

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  1. So did South Hams shag a snowman or not?
  2. Funnily enough I changed my LinkedIn status to looking For new opportunities recently and the first msg I got was from an Amazon recruiter, offering me the chance of 80k + relocation expenses to move to Germany as basically a warehouse manager (I’m guessing the beady cnut who grasses to the next level up lol). Commerce will always continue mate
  3. She did.. once I’d finished with her ? She spat on it like a porn star, then started a row! Like I said…. Austrian ?
  4. His gaydar? Won’t be much use out there ?
  5. Don’t be, it was just a bit of rusty sheriff’s badge action
  6. Under these conditions and that sort of war, isn’t it the norm that you sign up until the jobs done?
  7. We still haven’t resolved the snowman debate Kan!
  8. Anyway… Now we’ve established that I am not a midget, as that jock streak of piss likes to tell everyone… Did SHH really shag a snowman? ?
  9. Ain’t nothing average about me
  10. I don’t wanna know how you found that so fast
  11. Do you mind! ? We are discussing far more important topics like my height and SHH shagging a snowman ?
  12. Will you stop telling people I’m a dwarf ya cnut ???
  13. Funnily enough she did look a bit like her, just with blonde hair ? Let’s be serious now!…. Aye, right up to the tatties mate ?
  14. Oh she was ruined… I still have the video evidence somewhere ?
  15. So he did fuuck a snowman then? ?
  16. Kerosene and chip oil mate ?
  17. He meant the ex mrs, twat breath ?
  18. Actually she wasn’t. Her mum, dad and brother were all over 6’… she had short legs ?
  19. I’ve had my fair share… All I can advise is, stay away from Austrian women ?
  20. I’m quite insulted by that Mack?
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