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    You forgot to mention the 3 Kentucky Buckets, 12 Big macs and the family meal from Pizza hut every night.. And Fart! you've never heard farts like it!! My farts crack like a thunder storm ......
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    There I told you I had a six pack ......
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    Fook it!! Here's one I took of myself earlier for the ladies ....
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    Fook thats me snotted over the keyboard ! I still reckon I would after a few drinks , Ditch reckons he's already been there . just kidding DS ....
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    Oh fook she's got spaniels ears! mind you lads would ya? after a few drinks ...
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    Fooking hell Bitsa!! thats my missus
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    Get them on Bitsa ....
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    Thats me these days CW . I have a virtual libary of Falconry Books, Shooting, and other field sports! I pick them up with the Intention of reading them again but fail at the first hurdle. some of these books I loved and would even as a kids lay under the covers when I was supposed to be asleep for school in the morning reading them with a torch.... My Concentration has gone now and Multi tasking is clean out of the window.... ATB Jasper
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    Done!! I'll need to take part in the fitting though .....
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    sometimes the best solution in these cases is not to post about these things! but do what you have to do, within the Law obviously ....
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    Its a long way to go just to get a French maids outfit Kay.. I told ya!! if you want one I'll treat ya ....
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    f**k it!! Here's one of the missus ....
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    When its like a Bucket of Eels chris ! you're doing something right . Mind you I may Have A Small Organ But Its Not Used To Playing In Feckin Great Cathedrals like some I have encounted .....
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    She's my X chris!! I blew her out Yonks ago .... Jasper
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    Nope!! I would rather have a bird like this .... http://www.keeleyhazell.com/
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    Whats the 0 - 60 mph Elmer . just showed my lad this and he is now crazing me to get one for around the Farms. I'm sure Top Gear tested some simular models a bit beefed up hitting 0 - 60 in about 5 seconds! I must admit as a boys toy I would love one .....
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    Is there anyway of Improving the performance of this Nav Will? and bit more Umph would be nice and something to slow the fuel gauge , I have heard a bit about chipping them but I'm a bit waey about it....
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    Now you're talking Spar ! a guy came over to visit a couple of years back and took me for a spin in a standard one and boy that was quick enough. the trouble is the Nav is so handy to chuck Dogs, Birds, Ferrets and equipment in the back without messing up the Interior, the main problem is you have to book a apointment to overtake ....
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    I'm 18 going on 43 really mate . I would love a quick car and go out shagging again .... Jasper
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    Its the lad who is crazing me Will . he gets these games on his Xbox 360 and then think I should have a car with silly decals and fairy lights and fire coming from the exhaust ... If I want one done like that I'll give you a shout .... Jasper
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    Egg Candler

    jasper65 replied to lgray88's topic in General Talk

    I use a "Brinsea Cool Lume". its a cracking bit of kit and lights up eggs I have had trouble viewing in the past, it'll light game eggs up like a christmas tree so something this powerful isn't needed! but some of the thicker or Opaque eggs which are harder to candle this Lume will do the job. I used to use a old slide projector years ago with a peice of Tyre inner tube with a hole puched in it layed over the lense, it was fine and did the job perfect until it busted.... Jasper
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    They're all firing up now Will! just waiting until the seson really kicks in to light the touch paper . the pair of Gos was going through basics today carrying twigs about!! while the female sits contemplateing how she can get in and have him for a meal , Apart from that one female Peregrine is kicking in a little earley and the rest hopefully are on track, thats apart from the H/H which like to shag for weeks well before laying.... Hows that Missile of a car of your's? Beleive it or not I wanted to sell the Navara for a cheapish Mitsubishi Evo this year but was told it wouldn't be tractic
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    Not long now.

    jasper65 replied to a topic in General Talk

    Well Moll. I'll be collecting semen and fireing it into some more than willing birds Feathered of course .... I'll then be Hatching, Rearing, Getting stressed when things go tits up and some young die!! and also chilling out getting pissed with some people fishing here in Norfolk .... Jasper
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    XBOX LIVE

    jasper65 replied to jasper65's topic in General Talk

    Hehehehehehehehehe! wern't they rubbish when you think back simon. I remember I had to have seperate tape recorder to load the games! it was a nightmare as I would sometimes sit for ages waiting for a game to load with all these funny noises and then it would come up Error ... Beleive it or not I still have it somewhere in my mothers loft! It might fetch a bit on Ebay ....
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    I'm afraid to say if she wasn't pissed and between 20 and 103, had her wits about her and was up for some good sport she would have to have it .... if she was about 20 stone wearing pop socks and a boob tube! then I probably still would after a few drinks ........
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